Weird Life [Completed]

Weird 14

Taeginary: betcccccccchh!

@$$hole: what?

Taeginary: you never told me you were friends with Jungkook!

@$$hole: you never told me you were friends on watt pad

Taeginary: that doesn't count!

@sshole: okay

Taeginary: now tell me where he lives

@$$hole: bruhhhhh

@$$hole: no way

Taeginary: please!!!

@$$hole: if I do that he'll lose respect of me

Taeginary: betch, do you think I care?

@$$hole: you better or else he'll freaking hate you

Taeginary: .....

Taeginary: that cannot happen! I'm his future husband! He should not hate meeeeeeee

@$$hole: hahahahaha future husband? As iffffffff

Taeginary: )))):

@$$hole: he doesn't know you hoe

Taeginary: he will if you tell me his address

@$$hole: okay

Taeginary: wait seriously?

@$$hole: yes

@$$hole: here 321 dul Street

Taeginary: wow thanks!

@$$hole: yea whatever

( what an idiot, seriously! HAHAHA - Yoongi)

(20 minutes later)

Taeginary: Fuck u! Come here!

Taeginary: you gave me a different address!

@$$hole: what do you mean Tae?

Taeginary: don't act innocent hyung!

Taeginary: you gave me an address of a crazy cat lady!!!

@$$hole: oh I did? Whoops, sorry

Taeginary: I had to run away from her 40 cats!!! My Gucci clothes!!! They are all ripped 😭😭😭😭

@$$hole: sorry for giving you a different address

(we all know that I don't really mean that sorry - Yoongi)

Taeginary: but my GUCCI HYUNG

@$$hole: I'll buy you some tomorrow

Taeginary: I'm still not forgiving you

@$$hole: I guess I'm not buying you any Gucci then

Taeginary: wait no! I forgive you! Now I better your see at my front porch tomorrow!

@$$hole: okay okay calm down

Taeginary: good (: