Suddenly I found myself making conversation with him.

"Good morning Jason."

I said cheerfully

"Morning BabyG." He chirped back.

Happy Jason! FINALLY!

And then the convo stopped hmmmm. I had been wondering for a while. it had been at least a week since Jazzy had come over. I should have taken my plan into action but I have now 3 guards instead of 5.

Which is well, as good as it gets.

"Where's jazzy?" I found myself asking him.

"She's gone. She's no longer with us..." He whispered.

And in that moment I swear to the lords I almost flipped a cheeseburger.

"What!?!" I found myself shouting.

"I meant she's out of the country with-" then he cut himself off.

"*Cough* *cough* justin" he murmured.

"Who?" I asked.

"*Coughs* Justin"

He murmured but this time a little louder.

"Who???"

I was teasing him now.

"Justin. " he said in a firm voice.

"Justin? As in Justin Bieber?" I asked in shock.

"No, Justin Timberlake, thanks captain obvious." He rolled his eyes.

"Your welcome Sargent Sarcasm. But you do realize there is No need for the sarcasm. " I replied to him shaking my head at his stupidity. I knew who he was, hell he was all I thought about, I was just making sure.

"Who would I be if there wasn't any? Willy wanka? Charlie from the chocolate factory? Peter pan?Hell no." I rolled my eyes at his choice of words.

"Hey but at least you'd be Johnny depp." I joked trying to lighten the mood.

"Now THAT I would tap." I added.

"Mkay mrs. Tap everyone but Jason." Joked Jason.

"Your so optimistic." I glanced at him while pouring myself some cereal.

"Thanks. Your so pessimistic." He mocked at me.

"Just doing my job." I replied happily.

"Well stop." I laughed at that. Since when did he control what I did. That was right, Never.

"No thanks. I like seeing you annoyed." I Teased him some more.

"I would like to see you-" I cut him off by glaring at him so hard, I'm sure people who weren't in the room felt my anger. I didn't like this Jason, it annoyed me. I'm pretty sure he was gonna force me to sleep with him. Like hell I would go down without putting up a fight!

"If you continue that sentence I will leave this room and go to the living room to watch a documentary on turtles having turtle sex." That probably sounded way better in my head than out loud huh? Oh well.

He gave me the look like I had just told him I was leaving to Venezuela with a dog named kitty who was impregnated by a rat named puppy and that I was going to visit my fiancé at chez Hippos.

He gave me an incredulous look.

What? Too much?

He finally sighed and mumbled "I sure know how to pick them."

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