totally impORTANT information
(Y/N) - Your name
(Y/E/C) - Your eye colOR
(Y/H/C) - Your hurr color
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Sauntering into the wilderness called AMURICA, (Y/N) threw her (Y/H/C) locks of sexy and luscious hair over her shoulder and did a very alluring wink wonk. Running into zeis figure, she let out a mating screech before flopping onto the ground like an armadillo curling up into a ball to hide from her enemiessss.
"pls no hurt i has family," she screeched once more, emitting the sound of an mlg airhorn which caused bystanders to look at her like she was an animal. Which she may be you never know. HINT HONT HINT! The figure that looked very much like a human may or may not be a human and may just be a pickle in disguise, and looked down at (Y/N) with a raised eyebrow in confusion.
"u be is ok?" The pickle disguised a human questioned with an evil cackle (BHAHAHAHA).
"no u dum dum ditty dum you knock me over and i go splooooosh splat on the ground!!!!" She sneered and rubbed a pebble on their brand new crocs which were a neon pink with a MLP sticker on the side.
"DUDE WHY U IS RUIN SHOE I BE JUST GOT!!!!" The man screamed at the top of his lungs causing a major earthquake, and the last thing that (Y/N) remembers is falling onto the ground.
A/N: I bet you all enjoyed chapter one. This whole story is a big joke so don't mind the horrible spelling and grammar, it's all for fun. I am currently writing this while on a 13 hour bus ride to NYC! See you all next chapter. :)
