|2-Stupid B*tch|

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" STUPID ASS THOT!" I yelled in the car, frustrated as ever as I dialed Dillyn and Lucas's numbers.

" Hello" They said at the same time.

" So Can I Rant To Y'all Real Quick" I asked my best friends, already knowing the answer but asking anyway.

" Yeah Go 'Head" Lucas said.

" Well Actually-"

" Dillyn-"

" Nah I'm Playin' Witcha" He said and him and Lucas started laughing.

I rolled my eyes and felt my blood pressure rise.

" Aight Ma' Bad Sis" Dillyn said. " Gon' Head"

" Alright So I Was Looking Cute As Fuck Before I Left The House This Morning. Lookin' Like A Baddie And Shit Like I Always Look"

 Lookin' Like A Baddie And Shit Like I Always Look"

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" Right" Lucas said. " Wait Is This Story About That Girl Priscilla You'on Like"

" That Hoe" I said. " Yeah I'm Talking About Her But Wait"

" Aight" Lucas said.

" So When I Got To Work, I'm Walking To My Office Trying To Put My Shit Down Cause I Needed To Start Working. Plus I Had An Idea For A Shirt That I Didn't Wanna Forget Cause Y'all Know I Got Short Term Memory Loss"

I'm a fashion designer, just letting you know.

" Right" They said.

" So When I Finally Walked In My Office, I Put My Shit Down Blah Blah Blah. So Eventually I Start Looking For My Other Sketch Notebook Which I Always Keep There And I Can't Find That Shit" I said. " I Know That I Always Keep My Other Notebook In My Drawer In My Office"

" Yeah It's In The Back" Lucas said. " And Ya' Take The Otha' One Home"

" Exactly" I said. " So I'm Tearing Through Shit Looking For It, In Come This Bitch, Holding My Muthafuckin' Notebook"

" Oh Shit" Dillyn said.

" This Bitch Gon' Say Some 'Oh I Just Borrowed This Because..." Some Shit She Said I Don't Remember. So I'm Looking At This Bitch Like Mc'scuse Me Hoe" I said. " So I Basically Cussed Her Out And Checked Her And She Was Hella Mad. I'm Still Pissed About That. So She Ended Up Walking Out I Sat In My Chair"

I grabbed my water bottle and took a sip of water.

" Fast Forward Some Hours Later, This Bitch Walking Toward My Office With A Bottle In Her Hand. I'm Not Minding This Bitch Cause I'm On My Laptop, Trying To Do My Fucking Job. Then She Come In My Office Sayin Some ' Oh I Heard You're With Dillyn And Lucas At The Same Time, Meanwhile Lucas Is With Amber So You're A Thirsty Hoe'. Then That Bitch Threw The Bottle Of Muthafuckin' Water On Me And It Landed In My Fucking Flat Ironed Hair. Mind You, This ALL ME And It Landed On MY MUTHAFUCKING PHONE AND ON MY COMPUTER. Hoe Broke My Shit"

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