ok but
WHY DOES TANAKA NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
i present to you
- ABS
- a hilarious dude
- good, reliable friend
- mental stability and toughness
- will treat you like a literal goddess
- humour ??? imean ??
- will go Voltron: Legendary Defender™ on anyone who tries to insult / do anything bad to you
- will shower you with love even though that's pretty much not a thing in japan
- WILL SHOW YOU OFF TO THE TEAM
- WILL SHOW YOU OFF TO OTHER TEAMS
- WILL SHOW YOU OFF TO STRANGERS ON THE STREETS
- second year regular player ??? imean wOW ???1?1???3
- will let you hide behind him
- skin s h ip
- psst he's probably good in bed as well imean
- SAEKO IS A BONUS ???? IMEAN HELLO HOT OLDER SISTER THAT WILL ALSO SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE AND TEASE RYUU WITH YOU
- handsome af features 99% sure no one else can rock a buzzcut like he can
- a feel for theatre, will make a comedic tragedy over you nearly tripping or something like that
- if u into girls too hey he has cool posters in his room imean i dont mind em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- excuse to see Daichi Sawamura Thighs™ and Sugawara Koushi Smile™ in real time
- will demOLISH YOUR ENEMIES
i can go on for longer but
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ohgod
i l ove tan a ka
