Things the signs might say 2
Aries: Pisces, tell him where he can put his grapes.
Pisces: In the fridge.
Aries: No, Pisces-
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Sagittarius: Guess what I'm doing today?
Libra: Becoming a productive member of society?
Sagittarius: Come on, Libra. At least be realistic.
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Capricorn: So, what's your problem today?
Libra: They're always using normal words incorrectly.
Aquarius: Cry me a table and build me a paper.
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Sagittarius: Is Aries always like this when they lose?
Leo: Oh yes, you should've been here for the great jenga tantrum of 2008.
Aries: OH, YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND KNOW IT!
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Libra: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm extremely skilled in the ancient art of origami.
Taurus: You mean paper-folding?
Libra: I was hoping you wouldn't know what origami was.
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Pisces: Okay, so when you're done with you tea, I'll look at the leaves and tell you your fortune.
Libra: Okay, I'm done. Read mine.
Pisces: I see a ladder, which can either mean a promotion, or a violent death.
*silence*
Libra: Well, I don't have a job, so I can't get promoted.
Pisces: Mhm, mhm. Who's next?
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Virgo: What are you, 12?
Leo: On a scale of 1-10? Yea.
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Sagittarius: *pulls shower curtain back while Cancer is in the shower*
Sagittarius: Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- out of Cheetos?
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Cancer: I hate you!
Capricorn: I hate you too!
Cancer: *sobbing* Y-you what?
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Pisces: What country has the most birds?
Aries: Portu-geese.
