Weird things the Signs would be arrested for:
Aries: stealing a life size cut-out of their celebrity crush
Taurus: overdue library book
Gemini: Stalking/Trespassing
Cancer: Stealing gift cards
Leo: assaulting someone with a stick of butter
Virgo: playing music too loudly
Libra: offering free flu shots at the strip club
Scorpio: shooting young children with a marshmallow gun
Sagittarius: 'accidently' cutting someone's ear off
Capricorn: giving people wedgies
Aquarius: inciting a riot
Pisces: letting their pet drive their car
