How the Signs Awkwardly Died:
Aries: their vocal cords exploded
Taurus: got too many paper cuts
Gemini: got caught as 'A'
Cancer: someone fell off a building and landed on them
Leo: ate some random pills from a shady man
Virgo: lit a match in a room filled with gas
Libra: smoked dynamite
Scorpio: tried to eat their own heart
Sagittarius: got hit by a bus
Capricorn: saw the dress as black and blue
Aquarius: didn't listen to the 'do not enter'
Pisces: hair got caught in a toaster, while it was on
