I KNOW I'M LATE VALENTINE'S DAY WAS A WEEK AGO
Aries: no *rolls over and sleeps*
Taurus: has their best friend as their valentine unironically and ironically
Gemini: "oh baby I love you" "flowers! You shouldn't have!" *cringing*
Cancer: middle aged married couple who eat takeout at 11 Pm
Leo: secretly wishing Cupid would actually shoot them with a real arrow and kill them
Virgo: gets flowers from their mom
Libra: actually has a cute lil gift exchange with their valentine
Scorpio: hahahah alone again *cries* *eats lots of chocolate*
Sagittarius: waiting for the after Valentine's day candy sales
Capricorn: *wishing for a valentine but accepts the fact that they aren't going to get one*
Aquarius: dresses up as Cupid and shoots plastic arrows at people
Pisces: prints out pages and pages of funny valentine cards
