Ichigo
Neither of you knew that he'd shown up. Karin kicked his ass.
Rukia
She threw a bitch fit which ended with ichigo carrying her away while she screamed. Your abusive ex was so confused.
Ryuken
He is scared of (Uryu's gf) and knows if he fucks with you, he dead.
Uryu
That guy ain't coming back, ever. He is terrified of you.
Chad
He firmly ordered you abusive mother to leave. She was so scared of your towering boyfriend that she hasn't come back.
Kisuke
The two of you weirded your ex out until he left.
Yoruichi
He was attacked by a black cat.
Shinji
He cuddled with you in a corner, calmly watching Hiyori and (Hiyori's gf) beat him to death.