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imsebastianstan: got attacked last night by a super cute but weird guy

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imsebastianstan: got attacked last night by a super cute but weird guy

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username1: was it chris evans? because if so all my fanfictions have come true

username2: whoever this guy is he's an animal #seblikesitrough

username3: seb you kinky fucker

whywyatt: axellovespizza you need to keep your mouth to yourself and stop doing shit that makes fangirls all over the world cry

axellovespizza: whywyatt i know your little sister just sent me a death threat, i would have cared but i was too busy making out with sexy seb

imsebastianstan: axellovespizza get off instagram and let's go stalk dogs together

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan or we could make a sextape?

imsebastianstan: axellovespizza how many times you being the male version of kim kardashian isn't going to happen

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan i'm close enough, have you seen my ass it's like ryan reynold's it's fucking glorious

imsebastianstan: axellovespizza what about my ass?

axellovespizza: imsebastianstan i think the hickeys on ur ass show much i love it

chrisevans: axellovespizza ugh too much information but now you're fucking seb can i fuck ur friend wyatt

axellovespizza: chrisevans sure if you like people who video themselves eating chicken wings, then you can go right ahead

chrisevans: he sounds like my kind of man axellovespizza

axellovespizza: chrisevans well my kind of man is currently doing his winter soldier impression and i'm so weak in the knees i'm about to faint

chrisevans: axellovespizza i really don't need to know where this is going and where it ends

imsebastianstan: chrisevans you really do axel looks like a child at christmas, he's insane

chrisevans: imsebastianstan well the two of you can do insane kinky stuff together, i don't need the details

imsebastianstan: chrisevans you're just upset because you're single and alone

chrisevans: imsebastianstan it's fine i'm gonna meet with bae whywyatt

whywyatt: axel may not be the only person fainting today chrisevans

chrisevans: so you don't wanna meet up whywyatt

whywyatt: chrisevans oh i do, i'll bring the condoms you can bring the lube

chrisevans: whywyatt ur just as crazy as axel, i dig it

whywyatt: chrisevans oh you don't even know

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