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the sad boys club

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the sad boys club

aka axel who can't handle beer and makes out
with a carboard cut out of seb stan,
wyatt whose jawline is uneven and
is a lowkey spicy mexican bean
& miles who sorta looks like
dylan o'brien


axel

wtf happened last night?

miles

something i wish i never saw

wyatt

i'm with miles
i had to wash my eyes out
after seeing you do that

axel

what did i do?

wyatt

you humped a lampost
for like twenty minutes
before complaing that ur
dick hurt

axel

doesn't sound that bad

miles

you got in a fight
with wyatt's lil sis
over who is better looking
chris hemsworth or chris evans?

axel

well duh have you not seen chris h
that man is a god

wyatt

yes but then my sister ended
up kicking you in the balls
and you cried in a corner for
an hour

axel

sounds about right

miles

that's not the only thing that happened

axel
??

wyatt

you said some weird shit to seb stan on twitter
and also why didn't you tell us he followed u
ur a shitty friend like honesty

miles

ur only saying that bc you want to marry rdj

wyatt

he's rich af everybody wants to marry him

axel

oh my god i'm such an idiot
and i can't believed i cried
my life isn't a melanie martinez
song

miles

seriously that's all ur gonna say?

axel

pretty much bc i'm still kinda drunk rn

wyatt

i'm lowkey jealous

miles

anyway me and wyatt are going to lunch 2day
wanna come?

axel

eewww that's gross we're brothers

miles

i hate you so much

axel

let's go mcdonalds

miles

we're not going to mcdonalds

axel

ugh you're so prissy, i want chicken nuggets

wyatt

now i do too mcdonalds here we come!

miles

we're not going to mcdonalds you weirdos

axel

well then we're not going to lunch

wyatt

we're going to mcdonalds miles whether you like it or not!!!

miles

fine

axel

yay also do you wanna pay for my lunch?

miles

why would i pay for your lunch?

axel

because i lost my credit card and i spent all my cash on a card board cut out of sebastian stan

miles

how did you lose your credit card?

axel

i accidentally flushed it down the toilet

miles

how does that even happen?

axel

who the fuck knows?
anyway so you wanna pay for me?

miles

fine but when you marry sebastian stan
i want a date with elizabeth olsen
or chris evans
or both

axel

well considering i tweeted weird shit to him
i doubt that's ever gonna happen but i'll try

miles

you better

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