@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline
@imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning
in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...
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axel guess fucking what?
mum you're gay
axel i know ur trying to be funny but it's not happening ur embrarssing urself and me
mum fine what happened?
axel i kissed the life out of sebastian stan
mum shut the fuck up no you didn't
axel yes i did and i even got to slap that perfect ass of his
mum so all ur wet dreams came true?
axel yeah but not all of them he still needs to fuck me wearing that metal arm and choke me with it
mum awh young love is so kinky
axel i know i'm so happy
mum don't do anything weird like sending his parents a thank you note for having sex and not using a condom like you did with ur last boyfriend because that was weird
axel fine but i really want to thank them bc seb is perfect
mum i know you say it all the time but don't ruin this by humping your cardboard cut out of him and then sending it to him because you think it would be hot
axel wait how did you know i was thinking about doing that?
mum i gave brith to you and sadly i know all the weird kinky shit you think about
axel sadly my ass you fucking love it
mum that would be weird so no i don't but i'm being deadly serious don't fuck this up
axel ugh fine but if i do i'm blaming it on you you gave me the weird af dna
