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axel

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axel

i had a dream about you last night

romanian sex god

pls don't tell me it was a wet dream

axel

ugh no but u wish
it was actually of you
me, rdj and his hot wife having
a double date

romanian sex god

i can't believe you and robert
had lunch together

axel

neither can i
one moment i'm digging out
pennies to buy condoms
and now look at me having lunch
with robert downey jr and texting sebastian
stan

romanian sex god

sounds like a nice life

axel

only because you're in it
i seriously mean that seb
you da best even better than rdj

romanian sex god

thanks it means a lot

axel

awh look at us so in love
we're so cute

romanian sex god

you ruined the moment

axel

holy fuck we were having a moment
this is da best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm legit jumping up and down rn

romanian sex god

somedays i wish i didn't reply to
you but then i realise my life would
be nowhere near as weird as it is now
and i like how it is

axel

i'm weak at knees

romanian sex god

why don't i come over
and help you with ur problem

axel

bring protection bc i didn't have
enough pennies to buy condoms
they're hella expensive

romanian sex god

see you soon

axel

i can't tell whether your being real or not
i'm sort hoping you're gonna show up at my door
naked and oiled up holding a bouquet of condoms

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