Darkiplier Smuts VI

Triple Six I

If you're wondering what I do all day it's simple: a whole lot of nothing. Especially after drinking all night, because who is trying to run around when their entire body is filled with booze? I finished smoking and decided to hit the shower. I reeked like sex and booze. I love having no plans. I sometimes get dressed and just stand on the deck watching all of the people scrambling to get to their jobs and run their errands. Sucks to suck. That's what I decided to do after I got out of the shower and got dressed this morning. I rubbed the side of my face and laughed a bit. She got me good, whoever she was. I probably wasn't gonna escape this one without a red mark or a bruise. Not like it mattered, I could erase that mark as soon as it came about. I yawned. An LA sunrise wasn't something I particularly looked forward to. It looked as if today was going to be sunny...great. Not my thing at all. I have no idea how people can cope with sunny warm weather...it's awful. Maybe I should put my weather bending skills to use today and shock everyone with an ice storm or a blizzard. I smiled to myself as I wondered what people would do if they suddenly were hit with 10 inches of heavy, wet snow. One thing I missed about Ohio was the cold gloomy weather. If it weren't for Mark living here now, I'd still be there...or maybe in Alaska. I have to stay close to him though, it's a rule...but for the record,I think it's a stupid one. I felt a pair of arms around my waist. I jumped a bit and turned around to see (y/n). She greeted me. "Who let you in?" I asked. She laughed. "You asked me to come over last night. I told you I'd come this morning after I ran some errands." I raised my eyebrow. I did not remember doing that at all...but then again, I was pretty wasted last night. I grabbed my phone and looked at it...sure as shit, we had a conversation and she did say she was coming over.

"We have to talk." I said. "Okay, what's up?" she replied. "You never sent nudes. That's a problem." She looked at me flatly. "I'm just joking?" I said. "I have a feeling you're not. You know I don't send nudes." "Well that's stupid.I've sent you a grip of nudes." "Yeah, and I never asked for them." "But you looked at them." she turned red. Ha! Busted. "Shut up. Now what was so important that you had to bother me at 1 am this morning?" The answer to that was simple: nothing. "Nothing." I said. "Really?" she asked, putting her hand on her hip. "Yes, really. I have no idea why I text you." She rolled her eyes. "That's nice, Dark. Had me thinking that there was something important going on." "Nah, I decided to go out and get shitfaced...one thing led to another and you got a nice wakeup call." She shook her head. "What the fuck happened to your face?" She asked, reaching up and touching me. I laughed. "I brought someone home with me last night and she slapped me this morning." (Y/N) looked surprised. "Did you murder her?" I scoffed. "No." I said. "What the hell did she slap you for?" "Dismissing her after we got it on...forgetting her name..." I tried to remember if that was all. "I guess just generally making the fact that I only wanted to hit it for a night really obvious." (Y/N) laughed. "You're such an ass sometimes." "It doesn't matter. I'll probably never see her again. That's usually how it goes, I like that shit." She shook her head. "So you didn't want or need anything?" she asked. "Well...I want to fuck you, but I need your permission." She slugged my arm. "What is with you females and physical aggression?" I asked, rubbing my arm. "Aw, did that hurt?" (y/n) teased. "No." I said, looking down at her. "It's mean though." "Oh please, you are the king of mean. Shut up." I smiled. The king of mean...not exactly what I'd call myself, but I'll take it. "So...it has been awhile since we've done anything...and I don't recall you telling me you had a boyfriend." She looked up at me with a dull expression on her face. "This was a booty call cleverly disguised as a friendly invite, wasn't it?" "No, but I mean, you're here, I'm here..." I put my hands up suggestively. "You're adorable." she said, pinching my cheek. "I know." I said. "So is that a yes?" She put her finger to her mouth in thought. "Let's start with a maybe." she said. Maybe is always better than rejection, but I have no idea what rejection feels like. I put my arms around her and pressed her against my body. "Come on, you have to earn me." she said, pushing me away gently. I like a challenge because I always fucking win. I followed her into my home. "It feels good in here...it's not even noon yet and it's getting hot." she said. I agreed. "I was thinking about fixing that earlier." I said, taking a seat on my couch. "Yeah? Do it. We could use some cooler weather. It feels like we've been in a drought for years." Perhaps resetting the weather for the day would help me out in the long run. It seems like gloomy weather made people want to stay inside and cuddle. Cuddling can easily lead to fucking, which is exactly what I want it to do. I did my thing...turned LA into a freshly shaken snow globe. "Dark! What'd you do that for?" (Y/N) asked. I was surprised. "What? You don't like snow?" "No, I love the snow, but...think about all of the people out there not dressed or ready for this. This is not an average snowstorm, you made a blizzard." I laughed. She gave me a stern look, followed by puppy dog eyes. "Don't dump all of this on us at once." I sighed and made the snow lighten up. "Happy now?" I asked. "Yes." she said, wrapping me in a tight hug. God, she was pressed against me in all the right places. I hugged her back tightly, ever so slightly rubbing up against her, barely resisting the urge to moan...and tackle her right there. She didn't notice...or at least I don't think she did. I've always wondered where my sky high libido comes from...and I'm sure everyone else wonders the same shit. At times, I wonder if it impedes me...but I guess it is what it is. She released me and intentionally pushed me on the couch and sat on my lap. "Are you trying to impale yourself?" I asked, trying to think of something else. "No." she said, laughing a bit. "Could've fooled me." I said, shifting, still trying to think of something else. It was not working. "What? Are you meaning to tell me that me sitting with you is enough to get you all hot and bothered?" "You're not sitting with me...you're sitting in my lap...and I swear, if you move one more time I'm going to explode." She laughed. "I'll hold still then." she said. My entire body tingled with desire. "Ugh (y/n), move." I said, giving her a bit of a shove. "Move?" She asked. "Yes." I said, feeling more than a bit....motivated. She smirked. "I like it here." she said. I didn't. I teleported into my room and shuddered a bit, feeling the tingling sensations draining from my body, slowly but surely. I heard my door squeak open. "Why'd you leave?" she asked. "You know what you were doing. Tease." I watched the snow fall. I felt her put her arms around my waist from behind. I closed my eyes and bit my lip. "You're awful." I muttered. She traced circles around my hips before letting her hands plummet downward. My breath hitched, it was an involuntary reaction. "God..." I mumbled. She kept tracing my body, namely right around my thighs with her hands. I focused on the snowfall more than anything else until I couldn't stand it anymore. I turned around and pushed her face up onto my bed and all but tackled her. She just smirked. "Did I break you?" she asked. "No, but I'm about to fuck you so hard I'm probably gonna break you."