Started A New After •Sans X Reader•

12: More Puns

[Hotland | 67:35]

We walked out of the white lab, the door wooshed shut. (I'm imagining a door go woosh. Try it, it's cool.)

I looked behind me as the white building towered over us. The metal door we just went through read, "WooshDoorsTM". I giggled at the name and continued walking with Sans.

Speaking of which, what's he thinking about? He's been silent almost the whole time. Probably planning something...

"Hey, Sansy! What'cha (dooooin) thinking about?" I made my voice all childish and innocent like a certain pink-bowed girl from the best show of my childhood.

No response. I waved my hand infront of his face. No response. I looked at his eyesockets. Still the white pinpricks I'm used to see. I nudged Sans by the shoulder. He was still walking beside me though.

"hmm?"

"You look tense. What's bothering you?"

"it's nothing worth talking about.. especially when it's about the one who is always listening.." Sans stopped walking.

"Huh? Who's that?"

". . . nevermind. let's keep going."

"Alright then...?" We continued walking.

My phone beeped, meaning there was a notification from UnderNet. It was from Alphys. "Hi, Y/n!"

I typed into the keypad, "Sup", but before I could enter the message, Sans grabbed the phone. He typed in,"Its as hot as updogg out here.." I looked at him with a confused expression.

Alphys texted back, "What's updogg?" then he replied, "Nothing much, what's up with you?"

Alphys replied with a laughing emoji.

"friendship initiated."

"Haha, thanks." I put the phone back in my pocket.

"Wait... That reminds me. If Frisk was able to come back with their 'save points', and I saved too, does that mean I can come back from the dead?"

"well, you never came back last timeline so I guess not."

"aww."

"but i'm not gonna let you die anytime soon, cause I have a promise to keep." Sans put an arm around my shoulder and kissing my cheek. I blushed slightly then lay my head on his shoulder.

I started humming a tune, I didn't know where I heard it from but it felt calming.

Then there were a bunch of puzzles up next. For some reason though, they were already solved.

Room after room, it got boring so I decided to start a pun war.

"I bet I can make more puns than you before we reach MTT Resort."

"how do you know it's there? you haven't been there be-- oh right. you watch youtube. challenge accepted then."

"Tibia honest, I think you're gonna win."

"well that wasn't very humerus."

"Atleast I tried, and besides I wont go skullking about my loss. Not so sure about you."

"don't say i didn't thorn ya!" Sans pointed at a plant in the corner.

"Good, good.. But don't go leafing me here because you made a promise, remember?"

"nah, i'm rootin' for ya, kid."

"I'll just pith this dog!" I pet a Hot Dog...?

"hey, you wanna make out?"

"PBBT! What?!" I spit out my nectar juice.

"after all, TULIPS are better than one!"

"Alright, you win." I giggled.

"well what do you know? we're here."

We were standing infront of a big building with a golden sign that said, "MTT RESORT".

"so, i won the bet. what should be your punishment?"

"Oh no."

"hmm, i'll think about it."

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