8: Crazy Christmas

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So this chapter uh isn't gonna tie in with last chapter's events.. so yep.... After this chapter we're gonna be back in Waterfall.. That will also be for New Year's special btw.. wherever we are before New Year's Special chapter is, after the special we gonna be back in the last location. Sort of like a save file load. But you, the reader, already know the other characters even you haven't encountered them yet in the story. You'll understand later.

Also SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IT ON CHRISTMAS OML I WAS TOO BUSY COUNTING MY MONEYS

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[MTT Resort | ??:??]

"FOOD AND BEVERAGES?"

"Check!"

"DECORATIONS?"

"check"

"CLOTHES?"

"Ch-check!!"

"GIFTS?"

"Of course it's check!!!!!"

"ENTERTAINMENT?"

"OHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS~~~"

"CHRISTMAS TREE?"

"All set."

"CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?"

"Yes, Papyrus dear."

"LASTLY... CHECKLIST! THAT IS ALSO CHECK! LET'S PARTY!!!"

Everyone cheered. The dance floor lit up. Christmas music was playing. The atmosphere in the MTT Resort turned all Christmasy. Monsters started flooding in the place, conversations starting and buffet tables crowding. There were atleast about 500 monsters occupying the venue.

"GOOD EVENING, DARLINGS!" Mettaton posed dramatically on the stage. Everyone screamed and clapped.

"THIS CHRISTMAS, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT COUNT! SO WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST DECEMBER 24, 9:30 PM TONIGHT! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THIS WORLD'S FUTURE, Y/N THE HUMAN(lol finn the human)!" Mettaton dragged Y/n out from backstage. The crowd applaused and cheered.

"Thank you all for coming tonight, this is.. uhh.. A very special occasion and I hope it brings us all together and... Umm... Have a great night everyone...?" Then she ran off the stage to her monster friends at the table at the back.

"I hate crowds."

"Y-yeah.... But you wont have to go up there anymore cause Mettaton will be doing the o-outro..."

"Good..." Y/n sighed of relief.

"So.. Punk.. Is this your first time celebrating?"

"THIS CANT BE YOUR FIRST TIME, RIGHT HUMAN?"

"Actually.. I can't remember. The only thing I remember is waking up in a bed of golden flowers... then meeting all of you... I don't remember my life up on the surface..."

"Oh, that's sad to hear my child.. Are you okay talking about this?"

"Yeah... Not really a big deal..."

"That's a-alright! You have u-us!"

"Yeah... I guess you're right.." Y/n's mood lightened up just a bit.

"Umm.. I'm thirsty.. I'll go get something.."

She walked to the drinks table and grabbed a glass of Coke. She took a sip. It had hints of ketchup?

"yo"

"Oh, hi Sans." He was holding a 1L bottle of ketchup. It was empty.

"You... Drank all of that ketchup?"

"*hic* five bottles actually..."

"It's only a quarter to ten and you're already drunk on ketchup? How can you even get drunk on ketchup?" Y/n giggled.

"shhhhhhh... so many *hic* questions.." (cringing so hard rn)

"You need to sit down." Y/n pulled the drunk skeleton to their table of friends and sat him down on a chair.

"SANS, ARE YOU DRUNK ON KETCHUP AGAIN?"

"He is." Y/n said.

"hahahah... *hic* paps, you look like a reindeer..."

Y/n took the empty bottle of ketchup and read it''s contents.

"Party ketchup. May involve dizziness, hallucinations, and loss of the memory of events while drunk."

Alphys and Undyne spit out the tomato-flavored chisps they were eating. Toriel put back the plate of spaghetti. Where was Asgore, you ask? Probably washing off the tea from his tongue.

"FIGURES.."

"Who bought this stuff?!"

"I DID!" Mettaton walked past.

"Let me guess.. There's the same brand of ketchup in the food of drinks.. Right?"

"Darling, how did you know?"

"The coke tasted like tomatoes and glitter."

"*hic* i can't ketchup to your conversations cause this makes no *hic* sense.."

"Well it's too late, might as well enjoy the party cause it's 30 minutes til Christmas Eve." Mettaton walked away.

"What do we do now...... oh wait I think the ketchup's kicking in..."

"HUMAN? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Papyrus seemed fine. Maybe he's immune to the stuff. Or he just didn't eat.

"yeahhhh... it's aaaaa-oooo-kayyyyyy!" Y/n started giggling uncontrollably.

"don't sweat it paps... *hic* this is fine! at least undyne and alphys aren't... ok there goes that.."

Alphys and Undyne started making out.

"toriel seems.. i should stop speaking.." Toriel started singing about snails.

"YEAH YOU SHOULD.." Papyrus facepalmed.

Papyrus took a bite of the spaghetti. Then he realized.

Minutes later..

"HAHAHHAHAHAH, GOOD SHIT, GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE! GOOD SHIT I SAY SO MYSELF, YES SIR THAT IS GOOD SHIT!!!"

"while paps is going crazy, *hic* i should try to control this.. never mind.." The whole room started getting drunk.

"You need to stop.. Speaking........." Y/n tried not to burst out laughing.

"and you need *hic* to calm down."

"Can't!" Y/n started laughing so hard it hurt by now.

"hmm.. how can i get you to calm?" Sans thought.

"Your grammar hilarious!!" Y/n couldn't stop laughing.

Then Sans had an idea.

"we won't remember anything after this right?"

"Yeah!!"

Then he kissed y/n. Just a short peck on the lips,

The laughter died down.

"good.... -yawn-" sans' head lay on the table then he slept.

Y/n just sat there silent then decided to take a nap on the floor.

Then the Annoying dog stole all the presents under the tree.

I had closed the book.

"And that was the story of a Crazy Christmas. The end. I am W.D. Gaster, your reader for today."

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Word count: 940

Speaking of sleeping I will sleep now sorry if it's a crappy chapter.. I don't have anymore imagination juice...

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