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Okay, I'm gonna call Bishamon-sama, 'Cause Kazuma would recognize my voice..
Yato: *is already calling her*
Bishamon: Hello?
Yato: Yo, bitchaos, I have some pizza for you-..
*slaps Yato* IT'S MY DARE. *grabs the phone*
Yato: AUUUCH
Bishamon: Huh!? Who's there!??
Ummm.. Lady Bishamon?
Bishamon: Yes?
....What are you doing?
Bishamon: Ugh.... I'm actually taking a shower... Why?
Yato: *laughs*
Well... While you are taking your shower.... Somebody is trying to kill all your regalias.... And, he will succeed. I know this because... I'm Kami-sama. I know everything.. You'll die too. But before this, Yatogami will take a picture of you, because you will be nude. The picture will be viral on Facebook. Then you will die chocked with french fries from McDonalds. Byeeeeeee!!!
Bishamon: Wait, what!????
-ending call-
Yato: *dies of laughing*
Okay, I did it!! Thanks for the dare, IzumiKiyomora !!
