toilet fairy kim seokjin!

dul

WHAT THE FUCKITY OREO FUCK

"what, what, what—" i tried to speak, but i was tongue tied, NOT LITERALLY THAT SOMEONE WAS TYING MY TONGUE I MEAN WHAT, A TONGUE KINK???

"i am kim seokjin, your toilet fairy, and i will grant you—"

"BITCH I KNOW, KIM SOOKJIN RIGHT???? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A TOILET FAIRY—"

wait

HOLY SHIT

I JUST REALISED I HAVENT WORE MY UNDERWEAR AND PANTS, MEANING HE SAW MY—

"KIM SOOKJIN YOU PEDOPHILE DID YOU SEE MY SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR BITCH" i screamed at the top of my lungs, well bless my lung capacity, luckily i'm someone who swims!

"i'm seokjin, not sookjin—"

NO I DON'T CARE SEOKJIN SOOKJIN SHOCKJIN OR SHOOKJIN

WAIT

"OH MY GOD SHOOKJIN WE CAN BE SHOOKMATES !!!! I AM ALWAYS SHOOK AS WELL"

i just highkey realised that shookjin had a wand in his hand, as i wore my spongebob underwear and pants

"so shookjin, you're my toilet fairy???? what the fuck is that bitch??" i asked as i stared at him

he batted his eyelashes and raised his wand then swirling it around and i don't even know what he is drawing

"yes! i will grant you toilet-ty wishes!" he chirped and his antennas actually was shook as well they moved, I AM SHOOK

"and what is toilet-ty wishes???"

"erm, any wishes as long as its related to the toilet???"

my eyes lit up in excitement, as i pointed the toilet bowl he came out from, "SHOOKJIN CAN YOU HELP ME GET MY OREO WHICH MAGICALLY DISAPPEARED IN THE TOILET BOWL"

shookjin placed his arms on his waist and shook his head. "no, i can't do that. how am i supposed to do it?"

by the time he finished talking i was ready to fight him with the pepper spray i kept in my pocket

"BITCH SHOOKJIN YOU SAID YOU WOULD GRANT ANY WISHES HERE" i took out the pepper spray to threaten him

"i did say that but i can't find that because it is in my stomach right now" he lamented, AND I WAS SO READY TO SHAKE MY PEPPER SPRAY

"I AM GONNA RIP OFF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS YOU BITCH SHOOKJIN" i screamed as i wanted to grab his antenna, but suddenly another idea hit me and i was shook

forget about being shookmates with him he's not shook enough to compete with me

"BYE BYE BITCH SHOOKJIN" and i flushed the toilet, which resulting him swirling and turning down

"YOU HAVE BREAK THE RULES AND YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED" was the last thing he said to me before he was being flushed down

well, what was i doing the whole time though

"what rules???? BITCH AND WHAT PUNISHMENT" i asked to no one in particular

"YOU WILL BE BLESSED WITH CONSTIPATION FOR A WEEK!" someone from downstairs screamed

wait, is it coming from downstairs???

i strained my ears AND REALISED THAT IT WAS COMING FROM THE TOILET BOWL

and the voice, it sounds so familiar

"YES ITS ME KIM SEOKJIN THE TOILET FAIRY AND I AM BLESSING YOU WITH CONSTIPATION FOR A WEEK"

oh my god

i suddenly felt a piercing feeling in my stomach as i jolted backwards, and eventually faded to darkness

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and when i wake up i realised i was still in the toilet

i took out my phone and gasped because i have been sleeping for 6 hours in the toilet?!!?!?!?!??! oh my god i can camp in the toilet next time

i love camps

but the thing is, the wi-fi in my toilet sucks like shit that i often have to use my data

i wished i have enough money to install another wi-fi thing in my toilet, and my life will be complete!

and toilet will be my new home

maybe i can light a matchstick and set the toilet bowl on fire, THE TOILET WILL BE ON FIRE AND OH MY GOD I CAN GET RID OF THAT SHOOKJIN FAIRY

am i living in a fanfiction???? am i living in a fairytale???? or am i living in a drama where i travel from the present to the past??? why is there even a toilet fairy LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS IT EVEN

IT IS NO USE, I REPEAT IT HAS NO USE

"you think you can get rid of me? nah sike HOE you thought" a voice came out of nowhere shocked the fuck out of me that i almost fell against the wall

there shookjin was, levitating in the air and he still has his antennas. I ALWAYS WONDER, IS HIS ANTENNAS FAKE OR LIKE REAL?? CAN I ACTUALLY PLUCK IT OUT

so i threw myself onto him, like a desperate hoe

BUT

"OQJXKEJXJD!?!?!?!?!?!?"

I BROKE MY TEETH INSTEAD BECAUSE IT FUCKING HIT THE TOILET BOWL AND MY HAIR'S SOAKED IN THE TOILET WATER RIGHT NOW

the fact that i fell flat onto the floor and squished my small boobs caught me off guard, but never accept rejection as failure

"serves you right!" he said in an annoying high pitch that i shot up from my position, ready to slap him with my wet hair

I KISSED THE GROUND INSTEAD

BECAUSE MY HAIR WAS TOO HEAVY I ACTUALLY FELL AND THE GROUND CAUGHT ME

"ah, i forgot to say."

"not only will you be blessed with constipation, but also bad toilet-ty luck!"

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thank you for reading this crap and im sorry if my humor sucks HAHAHAHAHAH