Chapter 32: A Small Fight

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After 1/10 of a millisecond of Asuna holding me, I have my usual episode and draw ALL the attention. Not the "I'ma break down and cry and everyone is gonna be on my side 'cause who don't like me?" more like "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! 707 is GOD! I use 50 emojis in a chat if I want! Cats. Long cats. Picking on Yoosung is de best!" type episode.

So it went down like this: "HAY! MR.CREEPSTER SIR! Y U LOOKIN' SO INTENTSLY AT MAH SKIRT!" I shout at the guy, I still don't know his name. And that's how it began.

Asuna, Kirito, and Char look at the guy, him on the other hand, looks floored that I would say such a thing in public. And since this is SAO, I'm in my SAO skin. Which does have a skirt, it's just not as short as Asuna's. MAN, I don't want no creeps looking up my skirt!

"I WAS DOING NOTHING OF THE SORT!!" He yelled back. His face vary red.

"COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR EXPLANATION IS, I JUST WANT TO FIGHT CHU!!" I yell over at him. While I'm saying this, I pull down the menu and send him a duel request. He taps the circle icon and the timer begins. 

I get up and stand level to him so we are about 5-6 ish yards away from each other. I ready my weapon, the Angel's tear. Very appropriately named, if I say so

 Very appropriately named, if I say so

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(Like this, but in blue. Like, a rich light blue)

The counter started counting down from 10. And with each second that passed, the more tence we got. 

5...

I gripped my bow.

4...

I loosened my tense shoulders. If I'm going to fire this, I need to relax.

3...

I stare him right in the eyes. There's no going back.

2...

I put my non-dominant hand on the string. (If you're right handed, it's your left. If you're left handed, it's your right.)

1...

I grab and arrow and loud it.

GO!!

 Right off the bat, the dude charges me, screaming like and idiot. I pull the string back, with the arrow, and aim down and behind me a little bit. While waiting for the character ability to kick in, I look at the dude. The arrow starts to glow a deep blue, and it slowly builds to a light blue the longer I hold it.

He raises his sword, and my ability is the lightest blue it'll go. He swings down and I shoot at the ground. My ability flings me into the sky, leaving... I'm just gonna call him Dave, leaving Dave stunned. Since I aimed back, I'm propelled forward and I do a really elongated front flip. I loud 3 arrows and take aim. The first one will hit his feet, the middle will hit his torso, and the last one will hit his collar. Remember, I'm upside down right now. I let go of the string, and the world goes in slow motion. All 3 arrows hit their mark, but their's a catch. They only catch his clothing, possibly scratching him in the process, and pin him to the floor.

I complete the front flip and land on my feet.I quickly spin around and a few feet in front of me is Dave, half pinned to the ground by my arrows. I disconect the bow at the middle and the two limbs straiten and become two swords. the string retreats into the bottom limb and the arrow rest folds into the handle of the sword.

His HP isn't down to the yellow zone, but close to it. I ready my swords and slash along his back in a 'x' motion. And just like that, he's in the yellow zone. The duel ends and claims me as the victor.

I put the two swords in their sheaths on my back. Walking over to the man, I take out the arrows, un-pinning him from the ground. I also slide those into the sheath on my back. (The lethery looking thing in the pic in the shape of a 'v'. That's the sheath.) Dave looks at me in shock and so does everyone else. I walk over to the group and smirk at them.

"How did I do?" I ask Kirito.

"Pretty impressive. Beat him in 3 moves." Kirito said more to himself than me.

"I want a rematch! I'll beat you this time for sure! Please, give  me another chance!" Dave pleas to Asuna.

"NO! You already lost, take your chances and accept it!" Asuna demands and turns around. Giving a small 'hmph'.

I snicker at Asuna's sass and turn back to Kirito. I gesture over at the pair and giggle. He chuckles in response to my action. I take the time to really listen to his chuckle. I don't know how long until I get to see him again. So I'll take my chances.

I look over at Asuna and see her glaring at me. Taking the opportunity, I gesture for her to come over so we can talk. She walks over and wraps her arm around Kirito.

"So, I was wondering if you were still in touch with Lizzzzzzzzzabeth?" I ask, dragging out the 'z'.

"Yeah, we're still in touch. Why?" Kirito answers.

"I need some of that dragon metal crystal stuff. I plan on making a new sword." I respond.

"Okay, let's find a inn and we'll talk about it tomorrow." Asuna said and started walking to a nearby inn.

"Okay, but dinner is on Kirito." I say and start to follow her.

"WHY ME?!?" Kirito wines.

"Because you have the most col out of all of us, that's why." I say, giving him my best sass.

"Dude, don't argue with her. There's no changing her mind." Char reasons with Kirito, patting him on the back.

"Yeah, you have a point." Kirito says with a sigh.

"Hurry up you two, or else you're paying for the rooms too!" Asuna yells over her shoulder.

I laugh as the two guys run over to her. I manege to catch up and we all walk to the inn to stay for the night.

~~A/N~~

So, I know that I'm a week late in posting this, but I had writer's block OKAY!? I wanted to start the Natsu x reader story so I ended up posting that instead. But I hope you enjoyed this chapter, see ya!

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