A Gun and Some Catnip{Mafia!Sans x Neko!Reader}

Chapter 28: Time to Head Home (New Year Special)

~~~Last Time~~~

How to Survive a horror movie:

1.- Have Basic Coordination + Cardio

2.- Have a Clumsy, Dumb Friend (Me)

3.-Never Open Mirror Cabinets

4.- Don't Own a Record Player (it's 2016, nobody should own one of those) 

5.- Go on the Offensive (Possessed Dolls and Ghosts)

6.-Don't do Drugs (The stoner guy is GUARANTEED to die)

7.-Don't do sex (especially if you're in a car)

8.-Don't be Violent (The more violent you are, the more violent your death is gonna be)

9.- CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SURVIVED A HODOR MOVIE! (I mean horror!)

~~~This Time~~~

~~(Y/N) POV~~

I've been in Fairy Tale for..... about 2 weeks or something. I should get back to the monster gang, they're probably worried sick about me.

I was sitting in Fairy Tale and zoning out HARD.

"Hey, (Y/N), are you OK? You've been pretty quiet." Nastu asks a little worried

"Hm? Oh! Yeah, I'm OK it's just that... I'm starting to thing it's time I head home." I say casually 

The guild goes silent for a second before Nastu stars to cry like a baby.

"WHAAAT?! B-BUT YOU WERE ONLY HERE FOR LIKE..... A DAY!" He complains.

"She's been here for 2 weeks." Grey says

"I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T TELL TIME!" 

And then they start arguing because Grey called Nastu an idiot. I giggle and then get in-between them and hit both of them in the nuts.

"OK, now that that's resolved, I'm head'n home. But don't worry Nastu, I'll see you next time."

"How can you be so sure?" He asked, still on the floor.

"because there's always a next time." I say and leave. 

I look around for a second and head into the forest. I get back to that clearing I woke up in. I sit in the grass and take a nap thinking if I woke up here in Fairy Tale then, if I fall asleep here, I'll wake up at home. But, taking a nap, expecting to wake up at home is just like waiting with your eyes closed. It's hard! After sit for, what felt like forever but was probably only 20 minutes. I get up and run around a little more. And then I'm outta the woods and into the familiar city of.... I still don't know the name of this place. Whatever, the familiar city if home. Let's roll with that. I run over to the base and silently open the front door. And sneek over to the commons and burst through the door.

"LOOK AT WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN!!!!!" I shout. I open one eye and see that... I'm at gun point. I look at everyone and stand up strait,"What? How many times are you gonna look at me like I blew up the world. That stick's getting old." 

We all stare at each other in silence. I see some people have tears in their eyes as they stare. OK, everyone but me was crying.

"And can you please stop crying! I was only gone for 2 weeks!" I say.

Then Toriel walks up and hugs me. Then everyone else joins in and makes this a group hug.

"Where were you, punk?" Undyne asks and soon as the hug was over.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. But I wanted to spend some time with some good, good friends of mine." I say simply.

"And what did you mean when you said you were gone for 2 weeks? You left about a month ago!" Asgore asked.