A Gun and Some Catnip{Mafia!Sans x Neko!Reader}

Chapter 20: Halloween Special

OK, so before anything happens. I have 2 things to say. 1.- Shout-out to @Phosec for the name of the lizard. (it will be mentioned in the chapter) and 2.- I know Halloween is on Monday, But Monday means school so I'm just gonna type it up today. Anyway that's enough talking. On with the story!

~~~ Last Time~~~

"Every decade, .0001% of the population suffers from over erh-mah-gash-ification. If you or someone you love is getting way over hyped. Please check yourself, before you wreck yourself."  -SilverQuill

~~~This Time~~~

~~(Y/N) POV~~

I woke up earlier that everyone to set up pranks n' stuff. Today is Halloween and I shall prank everyone in every way possible. Or I could dress up like a killer and chase everyone... Na, that's lame. I start by setting up a prank in the bathroom. Y'know, red dye in the toilet and maybe some ketchup foot prints. I put some fake spiders in lampshades. Water buckets on door frames. You know silly harmless pranks and being an agent of Karma.

Then I start to get serious I take a fake knife that I had and cut out a round area so that it go around my arm without hurting me. (You put a hole in the blade and put your arm through the hole) If no one knew, it would look like I hacked a knife threw me arm. (IDK how to describe it. Sorry.) Then I add a few drops of fake blood to that and done. This is gonna freak everyone out. XD. Then I put my head in a jar. JK, it's a printed image that's suppose to look like my head when rolled up. And I stick it in the fridge.

I head back into my room and wait for everyone to wake up. About an hour later, I hear a scream and the sound of a bucket hitting the ground. I get out of me room and rush to Toriel's room. And yup, she got dunked by the water bucket. I look at her and try to stifle a laugh. Sans and everyone else soon arrive and I think Sans and I were both trying to hold back giggles.

"Very funny you two. Now who put a water bucket on my door frame." She said firmly and giving us that death glare. Sans stops immediately but I still laugh. I'm not scared of some goat mom. I've had to deal with a scientist who would stick needles and pins into me on a daily basis. And shoot lasers into my eyes once or twice a month. I've fled for my life twice a week, and three times on a leap year! (^_^) Of coarse everyone... DOESN'T find this the least bit suspicious.

"I'm going to go clean myself up, so NO ONE cause any trouble while I'm gone. Ok?" Toriel orders us. I pay no heed to this warning; as a result I keep on laughing.

"Okay, what ever." I say and go to turn on one of the lamps.

After I turn on the lamp the room erupts in screams. I know why, but I chews t play the oblivious card. I turn around to face everyone with the "I don't get it" look on my face.

"What are you all screaming about?" I ask the group, "There's literally nothing to scream about."

No one says anything, so Alphys just points to the lamp behind me. I turn around to face the lamp, already knowing what she is pointing to. Picking another card from the deck... I chose the amazed card. This works because I like to mess with bugs. (I think my Dad just turned into a chicken.)

"Ohhh!!! That's so cooool!" I say looking at the lamp shade. I put toy bugs on the inside of the shade, so when I turned it on, you would see a silhouette of a bug. I then play the stupid card and pick one up/ I stick my hand into the shade, grab at one of the toys, and act like it bit me.

"AAAHHHHHHH!" I yell in "pain" and fling the beetle at Undyne. She then starts to freak out and starts to play ping-pong with the beetle... the beetle being the ball. freak-out intensify and NO ONE COULD HANDLE IT!!