A Gun and Some Catnip{Mafia!Sans x Neko!Reader}

Chapter 30: That Could have Gone Better

~~~Last Time~~~

I caught a shiny Crabrawler in Pokemon Sun

~~~This Time~~~

~~(Y/N) POV~~

I slept with Char until 8:00 am, 'cause an extra 4 hours of sleep is TOTALLY enough sleep. Hint hint, sarcasm. I wake up with MAJOR bed head. I hear Char chuckle from my right. I look over at him and squint, trying to get the drowsiness  out of my eyes.

"Rise and shine princes~" he whispers into my ear. If I wasn't so tiered, I would hove done something about it. But I am to tiered, so I didn't do anything about it.

"Yeah yeah, I get it." I say and get up. His lips brush against my ear and send little shivers down my spine. Luckily, the sudden spark wakes me up and I shoot up instantly.

"Oops, sorry. I forgot your ears were sensitive." Char apologizes.

"It's okay, it was an accident." I say rubbing my head.

"Come on. Breakfast must be ready." I try to change the topic.

"YEAH! BREAKFAST!!" Char screams and runs out of the room.

"WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW THE PLACE YET!!" I yell and run after him.

I rush out the door and... he has disappeared. I silently freak out and start looking for him. Knowing him and his dragon nose... he'll probably try to find the dinning hall. So, I head in that direction. I turn the corner and THERE HE IS!!... being blocked by my gang. They have him surrounded and their weapons are out.

Without thinking, I run in front of him and activate a force-field spell. A magic circle surrounds me and Char on the floor, and a blue energy erupts from it forming a bubble. Everyone is so surprised that they fire their weapons accidentally. Since the field is curved, the bullets ricochet off the bubble and onto the walls.

I use a smoke bomb spell and dragged Char out of the hall way. Took two rights and a left, 'cause I have NO sense of direction when I'm panicking. We both just stood there for a bit trying to catch out breath. After about 5 millennia of silence Char was the first to speak.

"Do you know who they are? It looked like they knew you." He asked, finally catching his breath.

"Yeah, I know them. I've been here for a few months." I respond.

"Would it have been a better idea if I waited for you?" He asked a really tricky question.

"I don't know." I say.

"Yeah, I don't know ether. " is all he says.

"Do you know another way into the kitchen?" He asks.

"Pffft. Of coarse I don't know another way into the kitchen. I've been here for a total of 6-7 months!" I say all heroically.

"Do you not explore when you have free time? Do you not go around and search for all the little nooks and crannies this place has to offer?" He asks, like this is the most normal thing for me to do and is considered weird if I don't do it. 

" 3 reasons. 1, they could kill me at an instant. Z, there are no nooks and crannies in this place, and 100,273, I can't count." I said, over exaggerating.

"Well, you did give me 3 reasons this time so we're making progress." He says back.

Out of nowhere, the sound of a gun being cocked can be heard. Char froze on the spot and visually tensed up. I don't dare look at the person holding the gun, BUT I do see him. I just don't use my eyes. I block out the world and focus. The blue and purple highlights come back and out line the person holding the gun. Sans. Before I make a move, I look for any back up that could help Sans if things get tough. I spot the group hiding around the corner. While I'm still here I look behind me, trying to find an escape rout. Thankfully there's a vent that we can fit through, but we have to be in our animal forms.