Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

kunikida + dazai

Requested by my love XAnimegurlX

Since you had two requests, imma put them in one ♡ ～('▽^人)

Dazai hc under the cut~
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How would Kunikida react to you reading his book of ideals?

• his book of ideals is something very dear to Kunikida. He'd probably feel like you hurt a bit of his privacy since this book contains very personal things as well. However, Kunikida doesn't hold a grudge against you

• for the next few days, he keeps an extra eye on his book just so no one can take a peek. Kunikida is just careful, after all a certain suicidal maniac might spill all of Kunikida's ideals

• might be a bit shocked. Kunikida knows you're curious, it's natural, but he really entrusted you with his book. He doesn't get mad at you but asks you not to do it again unless he says you're allowed to do so

• easily forgives you and thinks he overreacted a bit and apologizes as well (which he struggles to do). Kunikida pushes his ego to the side and hugs you tightly as an apology

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What if Dazai discovers that you ship Soukoku?

• can't believe you ship him with that hat rack. Dazai pulls out a list as to why he can't stand Chuuya and how unhealthy your mind is getting

• lowkey thinks you caught a bad, a very bad, fever and insists on taking you to Yosano-sensei

• Unlike Chuuya, Dazai doesn't curse his existence non-stop, but for the first time in forever, Dazai actually does. Ofc, he also adds that Chuuya is a slug

• Dazai isn't one to hold grudges, so he doesn't even get mad at you. He's just speechless and can't really believe it

• won't ask you for a double suicide for at least two days as a punishment