Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

Dazai

Requested by Noire_BlackHeart

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How would Dazai react to you playing Five Nights at Freddy's or any other horror game?

• he'd be worried once he wakes up to you gasping and screaming for a split second. Dazai is worried sick. What if you're having a nightmare? Or you're sick?

• once he sees the screen of your phone, Dazai glances at it and finally knows the reason why you're screaming (and it's not because of him)

• will tell you what room to go in and to friggin save the game data. You tell him to calm down, but end up getting killed and all your game data is lost

• Dazai's infamous "I-told-you-so" look

• you end up saving the game 1463563 times

• He loves how you cling to him during the game, especially during the jumpscares. It's like a mix of fanservice and getting to see your vulnerable side which is rare since you're his tough lil nut

• EvenDazaiHasJumpscares but he'd never admit it like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SCREECHED? IT WAS A MANLY SCREECH"

• Dazai 11/10 will scribble down new suicide methods till you literally burn the sheet of paper

• once again..A manly screech

• both of you are the best isomnia-team

• you don't dare leaving the room without him, so Dazai is always close behind even if you gotta friggin pee. This man won't let you leave his sight till the sun has risen