Started A New After •Sans X Reader•

11: Adventure Sans

I mentally facepalmed.

"but hey, they're not as hot as you~"

"Shut up, boneboy." (ye i know m sory)

Sans chuckled and we progressed forward.

There was a huge, white lab infront of us.

I pet it.

Behind the labrador dog was a lab.

We went in.

It was dark and surprisingly cold for a place in Hotland. Well, it was a lab. You weren't wearing the jacket anymore because Hotland.

I kept walking forward, Sans' hand intertwined with mine.

Then the lights turned on.

"..."

A yellow dino-lizard wearing a white labcoat, glasses, grey turtleneck and black pants (yeah thats how I picture Alphys) scampered in, feet-claws.. Is that a word? Feetclaws making a tapping noise every time it took a step.

"S-Sans? A-and the human?! OH MY GOD I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TWO TO COME SO SOON, OHHH! I'm not even d-dressed properly, haven't taken a b-bath yet, the lab is messy, . . ."

"uh....?"

"Sorry, the author wrote that.."

Somewhere in the distance, you feel a person yell "THE FOURTH WALL, ALPHYS!!!"

"heya alphys."

"O-oh, hi Sans!" Alphys blushed slightly. (NOPE I SHIP ALPHSANS MORE THAN ALPHDYNE IM SORRY ITS JUST SO SUPER CUTE!)

"You two know each other?" A hint of jealousy in my voice. My grip on Sans' hand tightened.

Someone JEAAALOUSSS???????

SHUT UP, CHARA! (from now on, your thoughts and Chara's will be in Italics.)

"yup, my d-- Gaster was the royal scientist and me and Alphys were his assistants. she was sort of my best friend before the... incident..."

Ohhh.. ok.. Sans likes Science I guess, then.

And he likes Alphys so you're JEALOUS!

"Well, what are you two doing here?" Alphys said.

"we're gonna explo---" Sans was cut off when a rectangular toaster with hands blasted through the wall, leaving a toaster-shaped hole.

"hello, mettaton. the talking toaster show, how great."

"HELLO, MY DARLINGS! ALPHYS, SKELETON I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE, HUMAN . . . HUMAN! ALPHYS DARLING, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD GUESTS!"

"W-Well I--"

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE OUR GAME SHOW IS GONNA START NOW! BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS! STARRING (DARLING, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?)" Mettaton pointed the mic at Sans.

"anonymous." Sans put his hood up.

"OKAY... HOW ABOUT YOU, BEAUTIFUL?" Sans' grip tightened.

"Y/n."

"ALRIGHT! LETS GET THIS STARTED!"

The room darkened and a dialogue box appeared infront.

"WHAT IS THE PRIZE FOR WINNING THE GAME?"

Alphys mimed the answer.

You answered C., More questions.

"CORRECT! OH! OH MY, WHAT'S THIS?!"

The camera (which was controlled by a somewhat familiar ghost) focused in on Sans and mine's hands.

"ARE YOU TWO IN A.. RELATIONSHIP?"

"N...no? I dont know." I blushed.

From the looks of it, Sans was blushing under the shadow of his hood.

"MOVING ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION!"

This continued on for a few more questions, until THIS question was asked.

"I AM SURE THIS WILL BE AN EASY QUESTION FOR YOU! WHO DOES DR. ALPHYS HAVE A CRUSH ON?"

There were 5 choices instead of 4.

a) Asgore
b) Undyne
c) The Human
d) Sans
e) Don't know

Alphys couldn't mime this one, for she was too busy blushing and covering her face.

You couldn't exactly choose, so you nudged Sans for help. He read the choices and blushed a little at the 4th choice.

His left eye glowed blue, forming a letter. E, it read.

You nodded.

"E."

Alphys sighed of relief, signing a thumbs up.

"CORRECT! THE ANSWER IS.. THE UNKNOWABLE!" Mettaton's story continued while Alphys was staring at Mettaton with a 'wtf-dude' expression.

Then Mettaton blasted off.

"S-sorry about him.. He wasn't actually supposed to ask that last one.."

Awkward silence.

"Well, you two better be off, I need to fix up the place so that I'll be ready if another person passes by my lab.

"Oh! If you need any help, You can call me on your cell! I'll just give you the number."

You pulled out the cellphone from your pocket.

"What?! Where did you get this phone? It's ANCIENT! Just wait a sec, I'll upgrade it for you."

A few moments later, a brand new yellow phone was produced.

"Here, I also signed you up for UnderNet. Ok, I have to clean up the wall now, bye!"

She scampered away to a grey metal door and ran inside.

I put the phone in my pocket and walked forward with Sans.

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Word count: 1118

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY TOO! FEB 5! 12 YEARS OLD, MY HOMIES! I ALSO TOOK THE JUSTWRITEIT PLEDGE, WHAT STORY TWISTS SHOULD I WRITE? AND SINCE THE FIRST BOOK IS NEARING THE 1K MILESTONE, I'M GONNA DO FANART WHICH MIGHT BE THE FUTURE BOOK COVER OR A 3RD BOOK, BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A STRETCH, RIGHT?