Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

dazai.

Requested by: korosenseismile

This was kinda rushed, I'm sorry ;^;
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How would Dazai react to dumb ways to die?

• Dazai considers suicide methods as dumb as soon as they include pain or suffering like the suicide method with the oil drum

• furrows his brows in slight annoyance or slight confusion when his Complete Guide To Suicide suggests something really stupid such as cutting open your veins to the point it's life threateningly. First of all, cutting through your skin hurts. Second of all, bleeding out sounds like suffering

• complains about the dumb suggestion to you for good 5 - 10 minutes. Dazai brings up perfect arguments as to why it is dumb and lbr, his arguments would actually be good

• thinks of sending the author a suggestion for a different suicide method like who the heck wants to suffer while dying

• after his rant, he'd probably just chuckle at the dumb way to die. Dazai finds it amusing what others think of a good way to commit suicide. That's the main reason why he loves his book so much. It amuses him