Edward vs Jacob

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MissVampireLover - Bella Swan

SparkleBoy101 - Edward Cullen

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MissVampireLover entered the chatroom.

SparkleBoy101 entered the chatroom.

MissVampireLover: Hey Eddie ;) <3 

SparkleBoy101: Bella, I would appreciate if you didn't call me Eddie.  :)

MissVampireLover: I WILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!

BigBadWolf24 entered the chatroom.

BigBadWolf24: Oops... bad time to enter the chat, hey. ;)

SparkleBoy101: Why do you always enter our chats anyway?

MissVampireLover: Don't be mean to him!

SparkleBoy101: Wait who are you talking to?

MissVampireLover: YOU! You idiot!!!

BigBadWolf24: Yeh, idiot!!! Stop being mean to me!!!

SparkleBoy24: Stay out of this Jacob! I'm sorry babe! 

BigBadWolf24: It's ok.

SparkleBoy101: Not you!!! Bella! Why won't you leave!!!

MissVampireLover: Calling me babe is undermining the feminine race.

SparkleBoy101: Oh, sorry :/

BigBadWolf24: Wait, THATS undermining the feminine race?!? What about YOU, Bella? Seriously!? Remember two years ago when Eddie here left... 

SparkleBoy101: Don't call me Eddie!!

BigBadWolf24: you thought your life was over? You don't need a guy to be happy Bella! ...................... but if you feel like you do you can always call me? 

SparkleBoy101: OMG! What is your problem!

BigBadWolf24: What? I like needy girls! They do whatever you want if you just say you love them! haha!

MissVampireLover entered the chatroom.

 

SparkleBoy101: God Damn it! Now look what you did!

BigBadWolf24: ME! Why are you with her anyway!?!

SparkleBoy101: ........

BigBadWolf24: Exactly!

SparkleBoy101: Well, I can't leave her now, can I!! She's pregnant! 

BigBadWolf24: HAHAHAHAHA! YOUR SCREWED MAN!!

MissVampireLover: I HATE YOU, YOU BASTERD!!! 

BigBadWolf24: Oh crap! She's back man!! RUN!!!!

BigBadWolf24 left the chatroom.

MissVampireLover: Eddie, come to my house, NOW! I’m depressed!

SparkleBoy101: .... again? 

MissVampireLover: Shut up!!!

SparkleBoy101: (sigh) I'm sorry.....

MissVampireLover: It's ok, honey! Your forgiven. :)

SparkleBoy101: ...... really?

MissVampireLover: NOOO! GOD YOUR STUPID!

MissVampireLover: I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to yell. :)

MissVampireLover: I'm just sad I look ugly and fat. :'(

MissVampireLover: THANKS TO YOU FOR GETTING ME PREGNANT!!!! 

MissVampireLover: Just jokin honey! Love ya! :P

MissVampireLover: Why do you always take me so seriously?!?! :'(

SparkleBoy101 left the chatroom.

MissVampireLover: Hello?

MissVampireLover: .........

MissVampireLover: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!

BigBadWolf24 entered the chatroom.

BigBadWolf24: I'm back baby! ;)

MissVampireLover: GOD DAMNIT!!! I'm going to go jump off a cliff...

MissVampireLover left the chatroom.

BigBadWolf24: Yeah, whatever.

BigBadWolf24 left the chatroom.

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