Elena: not even sorry that I left you on read
Elena: you were becoming too much bro
Stripper ash: your always too much
Elena: k stripper ash, from London, and pathological daddy kink liar
Stripper ash: omg are you keeping this baggage on me?
Stripper ash: let it go. I hate all of this
Elena: LET IT GO LET IT GO
Elena: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
stripper ash: LET IT GO LET IT GOOO TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOORS
Elena: aw you actually finished a song with me
Stripped ash: I DONT CARE WHAT THEYRE GOING TO SAY
Elena: u can stop now
Annoying froz.fan: LET THE STORM RAGE ON
Annoying froz.fan: the cold never bothered me anyway❄
Elena: I'm worried about what u do in your free time
Elena: u legit have problems
Annoying froz.fan: :(
Annoying froz.fan: I like what I do in my free time. It includes talking to you
Elena: deadass pathological liar
Ashy: whatever
Elena: that's all you're gonna say?
Elena: I thought we we're gonna argue. I was so prepared
Ashy: sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart
Elena: duck you
Elena: *duck
Elena: **ducking duck duck
Ashy: lol duck
Ashy: why did the duck cross the road?
Elena: hey no. I'm the only one that can make duck jokes
Elena: I don't ducking care
Elena: goddamn auto correct. I hate my life
Ashy: TO SEE THE OTHER DUCKS HAHA IM FUNNY
Elena: no you're ducking not
Elena: holy fuck
Elena: hey! It didn't auto correct me!!
Ashy: that's a ducking shame
Ashy: have you ever had duck?
Ashy: knock knock
Elena: who's there
Ashy: duck
Elena: 😑
Elena: duck who😒
Ashy: knock knock
Elena: ugh who's there
Ash-duck obsessed: orange
Elena: orange duck
Elena: orange who
Ash-duck obsessed: orangeyouglad I didn't say duck
Elena: oh yeah soooo glad
Elena: f u your jokes are lame
Ash-duck maniac: I thought they were DUCKtastic
Elena: I s2g if you make one more duck joke I'm blocking you & I'll drink coffee w/o u
Ash-duck maniac: okay okay I'm done. You always have to kill the fun
Elena: pfft I am the fun
Ash: mmhh okay vibe killer
Ash: don't leave me on read
Ash: oh nah nah what's my name
Elena: oh nah nah what's my name, what's my name
Ash: this is rapid fire
Ash: I'm gonna ask u a series of questions you have 5 seconds to answer
Elena: okay
Ash: fav 5sos song
Elena: try hard (I recommend you play it live)
Ash: fave self-titled song
Elena: tomorrow never dies
Ash: THAT WAS 6 SECONDS YOU LOSE
Elena: ugh I suck at games
Ash: one more
Ash: what's your favourite colour
Elena: mint green, favorite green day song
Ash: Jesus Of Suburbia, fav ice cream
Elena: vanilla bean bc I can never get tired of it, you
Ash: idk
Elena: lame. But now I think it's time to talk about my ex
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Can 5SOS stop trolling? Thanks.
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