Ashton: hey sweetheart
Elena: do you go around saying that to random people or??
Ashton: no. do you go around saying your 12 to people
Elena: good point
Ashton: wyd
Elena: looking for some good music...have any suggestions?
Ashton: YES
Ashton: this is my moment to shine
Elena: um
Ashton: first tell me what genre you're into
Elena: anything really
Elean: EXCEPT THAT STUPID MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE ROBOTS. ELECTRONIC MUSIC?? WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED DO. NOT. SEND. ME. THAT.
Ashton: lol I won't and sweetheart periods are for the ends of sentences. Don't put them at the end of a word, you sound stupid.
Elena: says the one who can't use the right "your"
Ashton: ouch that burnt
Elena: *licks finger, touches booty* *sizzle sounds*
Ashton: do I smell bacon?
Elena: was that a lowkey insult? Are you calling me a pig?
Ashton: NO NO NO OMG NO I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Elena: lol I know. I'm playing
Ashton: holy shit that scared me a little
Elena: calm down Mr. Ashton, male stripper from London, no need to freak
Ashton: I'm not a stripper and I'm not from London
Elena: cool beans dude
Ashton: what if I actually was a stripper?
Ashton: would you still go for me?
Ashton: what about a prostitute? Ew that would be so nasty. I would have a lot of diseases. Gross
Ashton: hello?
Ashton: um ok, bye sweetheart
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Sweetheart
FanfictionNew message from (472)-135-5647 Unknown: hey sweetheart! How have you been? When did you move to California? Unknown: this is Ashton, the male stripper from London, that danced for Sarah's bachelorette party Elena: pretty sure you have the wrong num...
