Ginny: SOMEONE FREAKING KILL ME.
Hermone: Better yet, kill Draco.
Ginny: He's still using those stupid Play On Words?
Hermonie: Worse... He's using "Yo Mamma Jokes"
Ginny: O.O
Draco: YO MAMMA'S SO FAT, THAT IF SHE CONFRONTED A BOGART IT WOULD MORPH INTO A TREADMILL.
Hermonie: *Facepalm*
Draco: Think you could run away from me, Granger, huh?
Hermonie: Can't you just leave me alone? And stop disrespecting everyones mother?
Ginny: Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride!
Harry: LMAO.
Draco: I see how it is, bitch. You wanna fight?
Ginny: Bring it, barbie!
Hermonie: Ginny? REALLY? You to?
Ginny: Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Harry: POANED!
Draco: Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
Harry: BURNED!
Ginny: STFU HARRY!
Harry: *Looks around nervously* Just making it more dramatic... *wipes a tear*
Ginny: I swear Harry, Ron is right! You are a drama queen!
Harry: AM NOT!
Ron: ARE TOO!
Harry: I WILL SMACK THOSE FRECKLES RIGHT OFF YOUR BLOODY FACE!
Ron: COME AT ME, BRO!
Hermonie: -___- I need new friends.
Harry: *Wacks you in the face with Snapes Lily Tightys* EAT THAT.
Snape: *Runs into the room with no pants on*
Hermonie: O_O
Ginny: O_O
Ron: O_O
Harry: O_O
Draco: *Whistles* Work it, Snape! SHOW EM' HOW IT'S DONE!
Snape: GIVE. ME. THOSE. NOW! *Snatches back the Lily Tightys*
Draco: *Girly snap* Now THAT is what I call Snapeolicious.
Harry: *Sings like Fergie* Snapeolicious.. T-T-TASTY, TASTY.
Ron: ...What the bloody hell is...?
Harry: DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT!
Snape: *Throws Lily Tightys over the shoulder like a model, struts away*
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Harry Potter: Facebook Conversations
FanfictionJust a bunch of Harry Potter online conversations for a few laughs! The title says it all! Check it out all you Potterheads!
