dane tookz awy my intrenit conecshion. I im sad.
no moar poot four doot. :(
on onotherr note I meet a rat lat nihgt, v nice, only bited me 4 times.
phil gav me waffls for fud todai, he fels bad for me.
dane left windo unloked two, I went two te parc and plai wit smol childs.
childs crued wen tehy C me, they wur so hapy taht they ran and tel thier parents that I ezcaipd.
#practicallyAcelebrity