Opposites Do Not Attract (All Time Low Fanfiction | Alex Gaskarth)

A Cuddle and a Kiss

"No, you're not," she giggled the cutest way ever, "I just like messing with you. You are trying too hard to not mess up this friendship, aren't you?"

I blushed, thinking of a good way to say this, "well, I think you are really awesome, and I want to be your friend. So far, I've only been hurting you and fucking everything up."

"Don't say that," she frowned.

"No, it's true. I fucking fucked this shit up!"

"No! Not that! The swear words!" Ash covered her ears and closed her eyes.

If it weren't for my brain freezing and me being really nervous around this girl, I would have kissed her right there and then. She wouldn't have expected it and wouldn't have been able to stop me before our lips actually touched. Maybe she would kiss me back and things would start getting heated after a while. I would climb on top of her and let my hands travel and explore her body. Hearts beating fast and breathing becoming labored. Our shirts would come off and-

"I'll just act like I can't feel it," Ash awkwardly shuffled a bit away from me.

"What?" Before I could ask any more questions I could feel, myself, what she was talking about. I should not have thought about everything we could have been doing... The one thing I hoped wouldn't happen, happened.

Ash got out of my grip when things started getting worse. She giggled and left me under the covers while she got her phone from her desk. I was going to question her about what she was doing, but I already got an answer.

"Oh no, I now have cooties! I need to call an expert!" She tapped something on her phone and dial tones were heard over the loudspeaker.

A scream that was heard when the phone was answered, immediately signified me that she had called Jack. He eventually calmed down and just said a casual 'hey'. That guy really was a spaz, but he was also my best friends. Now I just needed to figure out why she called him!

"Jack, I need your help," Ash said with laughs in between, trying to keep her face straight.

"Why do you need my help?" Jack's voice sounded so confused, "not that I don't mind helping, but..."

"You see, Alex just gave me cooties and he looks like he really doesn't care. What do I do?"

Jack gasped and inhaled very loudly, "Did he kiss you!"

Ash's face scrunched up and looked at me like Jack was the craziest person ever, "umm, no...? Why would he do that?"

"Umm... I don't know?" His voice obviously squeaked.

"Ok... well, it's much much worse," Ash overexaggerated.

"What did he do?"

"Well, you see, we were on my bed and-"

"Don't you fucking dare!" I screamed and threw the covers off myself, exposing me and my boner, before running up to her and trying to grab the phone away from her.

"It's touching me again," she squealed and pointed at the tent in my sweatpants that was touching her leg.

I jumped away and blushed. Oh god. There was nothing worse than having your crush see your boner and having her touch it accidentally and her being there while it's happening, without her having any intention of doing something with it. During sex, it would be great, but in situations like this, it was basically the death of me.

"I think the only way you can get rid of the cooties is by kissing him," Jack said, trying to be the best worst wingman ever.

"I'm fine having cooties," Ash hung up the phone and laughed while putting it down.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I pouted.

"You know. The whole thing about waiting to be comfortable with somebody before doing all that."

"Yep, I forgot about that for a second," I shook my head, "now Jack will never let me live this down. Thank you."

"It's not that big of a deal, just go fix it," she pushed me out of her room before kissing my cheek.

Holy fucking shit. She fucking kissed my cheek! Holy fuck! Maybe I did have a chance. Yes!

"Umm, Alex?" My mom was standing just a couple of feet away from me with a laundry basket in her hands and looked down and the thing that was proudly sticking up between my legs.

"Mom!" I whined and ran into my bedroom, being embarrassed as fuck.