How to hug Gollum: An Enthusiasts Guide.
1. Make sure Gollum is in the area.
2. Leave out a fish (raw) as bait.
3. Lie in wait.
4. Soon Gollum will appear and bash the fish on a rock. This is when u strike.
5. Pounce on the poor unsuspecting Gollum and hug him viciously. Do not relent even if he begs for mercy.
6. Build Gollum a kennel and keep him as a pet.
7. And they all lived happily ever after!
A/N; I hope you find this guide useful!! Thanks for reading, and don't forget to vote and comment:)
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Smeagol's Hope
FanfictionThis is a collection of short stories or drabbles about Smeagol, Gollum and the One Ring. Expect crazy ships and unexpected crossovers as we travel to the adorable land that is Smeagoltopia. Enjoy!
