Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

dazai.

Requested by: kensfineass
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What would Dazai be like in a relationship with a loli?

• He'll treat you like the cutest thing on earth, spoil you with little gifts from time to time and sometimes treats you like a child. Dazai would apologize asap cause you're his soulmate and not his 3 y/o daughter

• Dazai thinks you're the most fragile soul on earth till you have your first argument and you yell at him and it just stuns him like woah, that midget sure has an organ. He kind of likes how dependent his loli is, but it shouldn't be too dependent either

• He wouldn't think of going shopping as a pain. After all, Dazai gets to carry you around the area or tease you about the small things in a loli's life

• is somehow scared of having sex with you. You look like you could break if he touched you, so it somehow holds him back. However, when you tell him that it was okay, there'll be no mercy and sore legs