Chapter 3 - amazing (Bill Blass)
Ebony | Loren
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"Thanks for calling Sweet Cheeks outlet. There's more things I'm supposed to say but I'm too lazy."
"I applaud." [Ebony applauds]
"So I'm a boy."
"Now you tell me. Question."
"Yeah?"
"Have you gotten pass puberty?"
"Why should I answer?"
"You sound like a ten year old." [Loren indeed sounds like a ten year old.]
"For your information... no, I haven't. There."
"PFFFFT."
"Ugh that wasn't what I was supposed to saaaay."
"Well too bad."
"Erm."
"The mixer was fun. KIDDING, it wasn't. Dad introduced me to the Christmases."
"Who are the Christmases?"
"A rich family who owns a toy company. It's pretty ironic honestly. There's Kingsley and Mariah and their son Lewis."
"W-why are you telling me this?"
"Cause Lewis Christmas is obviously GAY. He even told me he has a secret boyfriend! I had to pretend to flirt with a gay dude who would give me looks if I went overboard."
"Gee."
"I'm gonna file my complaint before I go apologize to Lewis."
"Vroom."
"Do you know the guy who sprayed me? Well before I find out, I need to say this: whatever is in your signature, it is DEADLY."
"Good to know."
"I felt my retinas burning! I EVEN WEAR NOW GLASSES!"
"Oooooh glasses."
"I want to sue the idiot. Please tell him that."
"..."
"I want to sue him. I don't know how to sue him, but I will."
"H-how rich are you again?"
"My dad owns a charity group to help the people in Africa. We're African so it makes sense to help our locals."
"That sounds friendly."
"So we're pretty rich. I worded that wrong: we're African and we used to know how it felt."
"Oh."
"Got that down?"
"Yeah."
"Well please put my name down: Ebony Chausiki Azikiwe."
"What's your English name?"
"Ebony Charlene Woods."
"Can I write the simpler one?"
"Sure."
"So Miss Azikiwe Woods, I'll report it to my boss."
"Thanks. I have to go- charity meeting."
"Ah, okay."
"Buh-bye."
"Bye."
"..."
"I'm gonna be so broke after this.."
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Short Story❝ Hi this is Sweet Cheeks outlet how may I- ❞ ❝One of your workers gave me an allergic reaction to the tester called 'Cocoa Weather'. I'm here to complain.❞ ❝Oh-erm-that worker knew he did wrong and he obviously is very, very sorry he sprayed you Eb...
