Introduction to Kuro Neko

Introduction Part 4

Me: *appears in a tank top and skinny jeans* Hello? Ayame?
Ayame: Kuuurrrooooo! *Ayame clings to me*
Me: What is it?
Ayame: Yuki's being so mean!!!
Momiji: Kyo's being mean to me!
Me: Momiji? *Momiji clings to my waist*
Momjij: Kuro! Tohru went out for a bit, and now Kyo won't stop being mean to me!!
Ayame: Kuro! Yuki keeps trying to hurt me!!!
Me: That's what you called me for?
Kyo: Where's that brat?!
Momiji: Whaaaa!!!
Me: What happened?
Kyo: This brat was wearing your clothes!
Me: What so bad about that?
Kyo: He was wearing one of your bras, and a pair of your underwear.....///-_-///
Me: •~• What??
Momiji: He chased me down, and wouldn't stop being so mean!!!
Yuki: I had a feeling my brother was here.....

Me: What happened to me clothes?
Kyo: He's still wearing them......
Me: Looks down at Momiji*
Momiji: *is wearing black bra and blue girl underwear*
Me: -_-'....Momiji, please go and change your clothes. Yuki, I'll take care of Ayame. Kyo.....where's Ha-*Kyo covers my mouth*
Kyo: Don't say his name! He'll appear!
Me: Fine............HATSUHARU.
Kyo: Noooooo!^~^
Hatsuharu: Kuro! You're back!
Me: *snaps fingers and Tohru arrives* Tohru, help.....0~0
Tohru: Again? Okay! *hugs Ayame, Momiji, and Hatsuharu*

~smoke cloud~

Me: Thank you Tohru! *Tohru leaves*
Hatsuharu: Agaaaaiiinnn??
Momiji: Kuro!
Me: *holds bunny in one arm* Yes Momiji?
Ayame: Oh my dear, sweet Kuro! *slithers around my other arm*
Momiji: Kyo was mean to me!
Me: I know, but now he won't....
Ayame: Kuro, I'm tired....
Me: Then go to sleep, Ayame!
Ayame: Okay....*slithers Ino my shirt, and curls around my waist*
Me: -~- I didn't mean that.......
Ayame: Zzzz zzz Zzzz
Momiji: Can I sleep too?
Me: Fine....
Momiji: *falls asleep in my arm*

Kyo: Are you serious?
Me: Yup, easiest way to shut 'em up.
Kyo: Uh Kuro...
Me: Kyo, I'm really tired...
Kyo: Kuro'
Me: I was glued to a maid dress....
Kyo: Kuro, I really think-
Me: I was blown up....
Kyo: Ku-
Me: And almost died from embarrassment...
Kyo: Kuro!
Me: Whatever it is, not now...
Kyo: Fine, last time I try to warn you! >:\ *leaves*

Me: *sighs, and puts Momiji in a small bed* Finally...rest.

~puff of smoke~

Me: *coughs* Greeeaaattt......*tosses blanket over Momiji, and lets Ayame fall onto floor. Throws blanket over him*
Hatsuharu: *Hugs me from behind* Kuro~.
Me: ////0-0//// Uh oh.....I forgot about you......
Hatsuharu: You know...we never got to finish what we started...
Me: We didn't start anything!
Hatsuharu: We can now.....}:)
Me: ////>~<////
Hatsuharu: *kisses my neck*
Me: Mmm......
Hatsuharu: *nibbles ear*
Kyo: *walks in, and stands, shocked*
Me: ;-;
Kyo: Hatsuharu! Get off her! You're naked!
Dark Haru: Get out, Cat.
Kyo: I'll save you Kuro!

~short intermission~

Kyo: *runs, carrying me*
Me: *looks behind us* He's still after us!
Hatsuharu: *chases us*
Kyo: You are so much trouble!
Me: Yeah, yeah... Just run!
Kyo: I know that!
Me: Thanks guys! That's the end of the introduction!
Hatsuharu: KYO! BRING BACK MY GIRL!

~Kyo runs off, me in his arms, followed by Dark Haru~