Introduction to Kuro Neko

Introduction Part 2

Me: Hey everyone, I'm back. This time, Ayame won't be threatening me with his clothing. Instead......he's out to but scissors, because SOMEONE*glares at everyone* decided to put glue in this thing! I'm stuck in a maid outfit......^~^
Hatsuharu: You still look cute!
Kyo: Shut up! Can't you see she doesn't like it?
Me: Guys, I'm doing this because people wanted me to......
Kyo: You're too soft.....
Me: >8\ Say that again?
Kyo: 0_0 Nothing!

Me: Okay.....bye! *snaps fingers. Appears in Konohakagure*
Me: Where is everyone....?*walks around*
Sakura: Kuro! When did you get back?
Me: Just now. Where's Naruto and all them?
Sakura: The idiots.....they're at your place, and Itachi is going to make breakfast. )8/
Me: Wait. Itachi is making BREAKFAST?*runs home, and enters kitchen*
Sasuke: K-Kuro! Uh....when did you get back? ///0_0///
Me: Just now.......*sees a chicken run by, followed by Itachi*
Itachi: Kuro, help me catch this chicken.
Me: Why is there a chicken in my house?
Itachi: I needed eggs for breakfast.
Me: -_-
Chicken: Bagawk!*egg rolls around the floor*
Me: ;-; This kind of thing happens when I leave home.....

Sasuke: H-hey Kuro...how are you?///0_0///
Me: *sits at table, next to Sasuke* Fine, you?
Sasuke: Great.....*fidgets* You look really pretty!
Me: *Pat's his head*
Sasuke: ////❤_❤////
Itachi: Okay, I have eggs....now I need bacon.
Me: Oh no you dont-*Itachi opens a package of bacon*
Itachi: You don't actually think, that'd I bring a pig in here, do you?
Me: Yes.
Itachi: Well.....I couldn't find one, so we're stuck with this.
Me: Thank God too.....
Itachi: What was that Kuro?
Me: Nothing! Just talking to the people who are reading this....
Sasuke: You...uh.....///0-0///
Me: *snaps fingers, everything freezes* Let me explain. Itachi is also my dad, and Sasuke here, has a little crush on me. He's considered an 'admirer' and Sakura and Ino....they try to get him, bit for some reason, he tries to end up with me. *snaps fingers, everything goes back into motion*

Me:I'll be back, I'm going to find Naruto and everyone else..
Itachi: Don't eat anything, when you get back, you are eating this breakfast....
Sasuke: I'll come with you!
Me: Fine...to both of you. *leaves, Sasuke walking really close*

*walks to town, to ramen shop*

Me: Naruto!
Naruto: *jumps in his seat* Kuro?!
Me: Have you been behaving?
Naruto: Yes! Why wouldn't I? >:1
Me: I know you.....
Naruto: And I know you!
Me: You're my son!
Naruto: I didn't come out of you! You're too young!
Me: I adopted you!
Naruto: Shut up!
Me: I'll pay for your ramen....
Naruto: Hey Mom! (:D
Me: *pays for ramen*

*Naruto, Sasuke, and I walk down town some more*

Me: *feels something in shirt* What the...?
Orochimaru: Hello Darling~!
Me: Ah! *sees snake in dress, and feels Orochimaru holding me*
Sasuke: Hey! She's mine!
Naruto: She's my mom!
Orochimaru: I'll just kill you both, and she'll be all mine!
Me: Strange, how no one noticed the maid outfit.....
Orochimaru: I did....Darling~!
Sasuke: I thought I was just daydreaming again.....*blushes*
Naruto: I just bought I ate some bad ramen.....8/
Me: *sighs* I might just leave-

Zabuza: The hell?! Get off my baby sister, you damn snake!*throws Orochimaru off*
Me: Zabuza! Yes! Best. Brother. Ever!
Zabuza: I heard you were back, so I came to visit.
Haku: A shame though...it couldn't be for your funeral....
Me: *snaps fingers, everything freezes* Haku doesn't like me, because Zabuza like me more than him. I don't really care, but Haku is pretty harsh.*snaps fingers, everything unfreezes*
Zabuza: Haku.....-_-
Me: I need to get back....
Zabuza: Why?
Me: Ayame is getting scissors, because this dress somehow got glued to me....;-;
Diedra: *jumps off clay bird, lands next to me* I can help!*throws a clay spider*
Me: No!
Deidra: Katsu!

~explosion~

Me: Someone get me some clothes before the smoke clears! *coughs*
Deidra: *throws cloak over me* Sorry Kuro!
Me: *smoke clears, stand in Akatsuki cloak* Now I really want so real clothes!
Sasuke: ////>~<////
Naruto: ///0-0///
Zabuza: >:(
Deidra: (:(
Orochimaru: >8D
Me: I'm leaving......Bye Zabuza! bye Naruto! Bye Sasuke! Bye Deidra! Bye Haku!*snaps fingers, disappears*