The world you knew, was now falling to pieces. One by one, secrets unveil shattering right before your eyes.You had lost your parents at a very young age and now you were struggling for survival. As the years pass, you had met a stranger around your...
High school has taken over my lifeu. R.I.P CRIMSONCURSE.
Me: Altair, mind passing me the salt?
Altair: Why don't you ask Malik?
Me: Are you serious?
Altair: As serious as our friendship goes.
Me: DUDE, ITS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU?
Altair: No shit sherlock, passes salt Gosh your so salty sometimes. Loosen up a little.
Me: I'LL LOOSEN UP WHEN YOU START LEARNING HOW TO SWIM BOI.
Altair: OH, DID YOU JUST GO THERE. YOU WANNA GO?
Malik: Why can't we have a normal dinner? cries
Kadar: Sighs, here we go again.....
Altair: I SWEAR EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, ITS UTTER RUBBISH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND? YOU'RE ALWAYS USING THE SAME COMEBACK.
Me: I NEED TO SHUT UP? YOU LITERALLY ARE THE REASON WHY READER-CHAN IS BLIND. YOU HAVE DONE ABSOLUTE SHIT AT PROTECTING THEM AND HERE THEY ARE! AND WHATS UP WITH YOU AND GETTING ALL THE GIRLS, HUH? BE LOYAL!
Malik:chokes on tea
Altair: HEY,It's not my fault I'm so hot.
Me: Bruh, the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.
Kadar: ........
Altair: And what do you look like behind the screen?
Me: ........HEY DON'T BRING THAT UP!
Altair: Just admit it, your out of comebacks.
Me: And you're outdated like the rest of your friends.
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Its been such a long time since I updated. I know my disses suck but I thought it would be fun to diss Altair. Comment down below if you wanna see any more embarrassing disses against the assassins. You're free to leave any suggestions down below. I'll try to update the chapters but for now, enjoy my crappy bonus chapters.
