So me and James II have decided to move into a massive castle!
A big ass Griffin and Precious will protect it! It will have loads of floors; loads of bloody Bowling alleys; a fucking Arcade; A GIANT ASS QUIDDITCH PITCH!; THE BIGGEST FUCKING POOL IN THE WORLD; A BLOODY GORGEOUS HUT FOR HAGRID; AND MORE AWESOME ASS SHIT WE NEED TO PLAN!
WE CAN LIVE LIKE ROYALTY, JAMES!
