The Adventures Of Kennith And His Crippling Depression [Book One]

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Frances sat alone in her crabcave, trying to think of something other to do then stalk her son on facebook. Yes, nancy had finally convinced henry to place a restraining order after frances threw a brick into their bedroom window and crawled into the room screaming, "OPPAI DESU KAAAA????" It was disturbing, to say the least.

So there frances sat, scratching her head in thought. She had considered following kennith around and trying to weird him out, but she remembered he was gay, and that she was like, fucking 90. She thought about annoying brianna, but she is legit and edgelord so NAH FAM

Just then, she had the most fantastic idea. To prankcall that bitchy little woman she called a daughter in law, nancy motherfucking elsner.

"Hello, nancy speaking," nancy answered the phone. Frances laughed like a demonic crab as she replied, "can i habe a pizze ples?" She asked, remembering a prank she saw on youtube. By a guy named... francis of the filth was it? "OH MY FUCKING GOD" nancy screamed on the other line. Her muffled voice screamed, "HENRY ITS YOUR MOTHER AGAIN" frances eyes widened. "Oh fuck" she yelled, then hung up.