Quotes(most of these are not mine. I found then in various):
1. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
2. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
3. When a woman says 'What?' it's not because she didn't hear you, it's because she's giving you a chance to change what you said.
4. You want an honest answer? Or a Christmas answer?
5. I understand that kids all over the world have learned to read and write from Dora, but I wouldn't mind is she fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her.
6. Every awkward silence is a gay baby born(no offense to gay people).
7. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be floating out in space for the rest of your life.
8. A girl's summer dream: NO PERIODS!
9. The only reason I know the person/people I hate won't die early is because I'm just not that lucky.
10. My birthday is the day we come back from Winter Break. That is just sad. (A/N: This is a fact.)
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Book Of Random
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