Jakie (Mom)
Micheal (Dad)
Jammie (James & Jam - Kendal)
Lottie
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"I'll be Mr. Smeeeeee."
"Eh, I guess. How's this look?"
"Nice hook, sweetheart."
"Hm. Thanks dad."
"You be using that hook to hook up with all those guys, yeah?"
"She better not."
"Mom, shush before you make dad regret letting me go trick-or-treating!"
"Arrrrrr!"
"Mr. Smee doesn't have an eye-patch, hon."
"Oh. Well, then I'm not Mr. Smee. I'll be one-eyed Jack."
"Ha. Jack."
"Ew."
"You get use to it."
"Eventually. Right before you love out to live with me."
"Ooo, I'd rather not. Thank you!"
"Hey, don't walk away from me, woman!"
"What have we raised?"
"I'd have one of those smart answers, but I honestly have no idea."
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