Internet Buddies (Sans x Reader)

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Blog: oops-my-pants-flew-off (my fren's Tumblr lmao//MySmolChemicalBean //)

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Yesterday I was walking to school and I saw a skeleton guy and he had a blue hoodie and I passed by him and he smiled at me after he made a skelepun I think I'm in love.

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I closed my laptop after checking on how many notes my most recent post on Tumblr got. Man, I fucking love Tumblr.

I plopped onto the floor (more like flung myself off of my bed) after stretching my muscles. What muscles? Anywho, I was on my way to get Ramen because it was breakfast time and everyone knows that Ramen is the breakfast of champions.

I cooked the instant noodles and added the flavor packet, adding hot sauce for a better taste and spice. I made my way back to my room, opening the door with my foot. As I sat down, I heard a dog barking outside my window. The neighbor's dogs never shut the fuck up, do they?

I rolled my eyes and stirred the noodles, blowing on it to cool it off and taking the first bite. It was simply divine. The hot sauce made the plain noodle and sodium-packed flavor packet taste like real food, not that Ramen wasn't.

Slowly, I picked up my laptop and opened it. I moved the Ramen so as to not hurt my child. I looked at my notifications on Tumblr to see that they were all blown up.

"JESUS CHRIST WHAT-"

Ding!

I looked at the newest notification to see that someone had shared it and said,"oH MY GOD IT JUST GETS BETTER". What just gets better?

I looked at a few of the replies.

"he saw it omg"

"you're fuckin screwed lmao"

"lmfaoooo"

Who saw it? What? I looked at the post itself to see that an account called sans-the-skeleboi had been the first to share and say something about it. (Idk if that's an account, coincidence if so.)

"thanks, but i don't think you can handle these puns, i've got a skeleton of them"

I decided that now was the time to flip the fuck out. Slamming the laptop shut, I squirmed around until my face was in my pillow and I screamed.

"HE KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, OH MY GOD. WHAT IF I SEE HIM AROUND? THEY'RE RIGHT, I'M FUCKING DEADDDD."

I groaned and squirmed off of my bed. My appetite for Ramen was gone. There was only a sinking feeling in my stomach. 'What if he tries to talk to me if he sees me again?'