McHarrison Scenarios

Chapter 20

When The Beatles answering interviewer about their "first time":

Interviewer: Well, when did you first have sex, Ringo?

Ringo: Oh... I don't remember

Paul: *incoherent mumbling about being 3 or something*

John: ...They called it 'diddy winky'

Interviewer: Paul, when did you first have sex?

Paul: ...Um... about... when I was about 5... in the woods

Interviewer: George?

George: When I was about 33 in the woods

*laughter*

So Paul and George had sex in the woods?... Damn