diggity darn

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kay so last night was scream queens and bitch hella stuff happened so ofc i didn't go to sleep
and i told my mom to wake me up earlier than usual so i could shower
well i woke up at 5 and apparently none of my alarms went off and she didn't wake me up so i stg i boLTED INTO THE BATHROOM, STRIPPED FROM MY CLOTHES, AND HAD A 5 MINUTE SHOWER
i shouldn't be on my phone but fuCk it
also last night during scream queens my mom and i were talking and all of a sudden she started asking me about my crushes?
she asked me if i had "girly feelings for summer"?? first off fuk u mom did u just assume my gender i'll have u know i identify as the shower i slipped in this morning
and she kept asking
"summer?"
"mOM"
"what about kyra?"
"nO MOM"
"emma?"
"NO"
"not even liv?"
"mOM STOP NO"

"any....guy friends"
"mOM STOP IT RIGHT NOW"
and yeah that's my mom :^)

also i always say i love you to everyone for some reason??
most of the time it's platonic but not always ((((;;;;;
but yes i need to go get ready

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