how to be zoey

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i saw em do this and was like ayyyy
although if ur trying to be zoey aka a cringy person who has nO clue who they are
then u should reevaluate ur life choices

step 1. tell everyone ur going to bed then don't sleep at all

step 2. get up at 4 am and pick out a random shirt and too big skinny jeans

step 3. cry about everything bc ur an emotional wreck

step 4. go for days eating everything in sight then go for weeks without eating bc u think ur fat

step 5. huge ur feelings in a bottle till u explode and say mean things till u love everyone u love

step 6. binge watch shows for days

step 7. wear nothing but underwear 23/7

step 8. have intense daddy issues

step 9. listen to music all the time

step 10. have a sense of humor that makes other ppl uncomfortable when it gets too weird

and yes feel free to do this

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