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Oh...wow...you spread something besides your legs I am impressed

Oh look you can run something else off besides man....

I wonder why water runs...I think it runs from you...

I heard that your parents took you to the pound to adopt a pet..but instead they thought your parents was adopting you...

I heard that you need to leave my family along but wait you can't because you are a slut

I'll think of more later

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