Ladies x Gentlemen My Mother ♥ O.O

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It's relevant... this is what happens when I'm hyped up on sugar at 1 am talking to my mom XD

Haha I played the guess the size game with mom....

Mom:I don't wanna play
Me: c'mon it's Rock related
Mom: fine!
Me: Beatles!
Mom: Fuck, alright uhm Ringo, George, Paul, and John....
Me: Is that your final answer or would you like double jeopardy?
Mom: Maybe it goes John then Paul there's gotta be a reason why he's pouting all the time....
Me: You we're right except the last two or was John second...
Mom: See you don't even know!!
Me: I read it somewhere... Back to the game now, The Who...
Mom: Oh for-- alright Pete is first cause he has that nose, so you know what they say...
Me: Noses have nothing to do with endowments! !
Mom: I'm still saying Pete is the biggest...
Me: Alright... Whatever
Mom: Then Roger...
Me: What?!
Mom: Hmmm who can be third? I'm gonna say John is third and Keith is always banging those drums angrily maybe he's pissed he's the smallest... he'll be four!!...
Needless to say I slapped my mom lol
Mom: What about you?
Me: You can't fucking ask me this!! Okay uhm I'm gonna say John is first, then Pete, Keith is third, and Roger is last...
Mom: What why is he last!? How do you know?! Do you even know!?
Me: For all I know he could be hung like a horse... I don't wanna know!! That's why we're guessing...
Mom: Pete's definitely in the top...
Me: O_O!! Okay now let's guess Led Zeppelin!!
Mom: *groans frustratingly* Why!?
Me: XD I love you!! ♥

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