Bonnie: *is in ventilation system*
Nightguard: *quickly outs on Freddy head as Bonnie comes out*
Bonnie: *wave* Hey Freddy!
Nightguard: Oh, h-hey Bonnie!
Bonnie: Have you seen the nightguard? He's not wearing his costume again....
Nightguard: Oh, well you know him!!
Bonnie: Yeah, but we'll find him! It's just...difficult with that spare Freddy head he's been wearing.
Nightguard: well, as you can see, his nowhere around here, so why don't you go look elsewhere?
Foxy: *runs to the back room* NIGHTGUARD!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!
Nightguard: *pulls back as Foxy attempts to jumpscare* OH GOD!!!
Foxy: *jumps onto the desk as the nightguard shines the flashlight into his eye* Arrgh, fucking, yarr.
Bonnie: Wait, you saw the nightguard?
Foxy: *points to the nightguard* That's the nightguard right there!!
Nightguard: *waves still in Freddy head*
Bonnie: No, that's just Freddy.
Foxy: No, he's just doing that thing with the spare Freddy head again, messing with your facial scanners.
Nightguard: *clicks the flashlight on Foxy again*
Foxy: Arrgh dammit, if he's Freddy, why does he keep flashing the wretched flashlight in my face?!
Bonnie: *crosses arms* Well obviously you're scaring him.
Foxy: Scaring him?
Nightguard: *clicks the flashlight again*
Foxy: I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!
Bonnie: Foxy, calm down!
Foxy: No, I'm the only one in this damn place you can see through that disguise, Balloon boy, back me up here!
Balloon Boy: *crawls out of the vent* I don't really care if he's Freddy, I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent double A batteries!
Nightguard: *holds the flashlight closer*
Foxy: I've had enough of this! *points his gun at the nightguard* Show them your the nightguard!
Bonnie: Hmmm, that's a prob-
Foxy: Errr, you know what? Where's Freddy? There can't be two Freddies! Freddy!
Freddy: Yo.
Foxy: Well, now we've got two Freddies in the room!
Bonnie: Cool.
Foxy: Bonnie, oh my god I will slap you!
Freddy: Wait, what's going on here?
Bonnie: We're looking for the nightguard.
Foxy: Aye, that's the nightguard! *points to the nightguard*
Freddy: Hm, I'm pretty sure that's Freddy.
Foxy: *puts a finger on Freddy's nose, squeaking it in the process* Oh Goddammit, you're Freddy!
Freddy: *looks at Foxy's finger then goes to walk out*
Foxy: Where are you going?!
Freddy: *walks down the hallway* Fuck this shit I'm out!
Bonnie: I don't see what's so confusing.
Foxy: Bonnie liste, oh wait what time is it?
Mangle *comes down from the ceiling* hey fellas.
Foxy: Oh Mangle, what time is it?
Mangle: It's about five fifty nine.
Foxy: Five fifty nine?!? *uses his hook to pull the nightguard's Freddy head off* It be the nightguard!!
Bonnie: The nightguard?!
Freddy: The nightguard?!
Balloon Boy: Batteries?!
Nightguard: *tries to use the flashlight, but it doesn't work*
Balloon Boy: *standing in front of the nightguard holding the batteries*
Nightguard: No, no I'm Freddy right guy- OH GOD!!!
Foxy: *attempts to jumpscare as the clock hits six am*
Alarm: YAYY!!! * all of the animtronics freeze in place*
Nightguard: *takes the mask off, smirking then vomits*
YOU ARE READING
Book Of Scrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RandomI know everyone has done at least one book of randomness but I just have a lot on my processor, right now. So, due to writers block, I am going to do a book of random ranting or just whatever! Might include some language. I don't curse in real life...
